Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
You got double teamed
GodBarack 5
Shit happens.
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xMrAndyTranx 4
You got double teamed
spiderman0606 0
Reminds me of when Phoebe, Chandler and Monica babysat the triplets. Oh how TV gives us life lessons.
BobTheSnail 0
I love that show lol and this is just a lesson for when u hav kids also, hopefully u found the other otherwise it is FYL
K0RRuPT 0
That kid's gonna grow up to do great things...
goodstuffboro 0
I bet u just didn't wanna put- oh and my mouth was open- green slimy? taste like chicken?
bwhahaha_fml 10
and that's why you don't be a pedifile
reyemrein 0
Teamwork: 1. cooperative or coordinated effort on the part of a group of persons acting together as a team or in the interests of a common cause.
OooNooo 0
Worse part about it is this wasn't OP first time!
Enoch134 0
i hate ****** babies they so much like monkies flinging poop white kids arent any better they all spoiled and the mexican ones sheeesh just as disrespectful as dam azn ones
caittycat95 0
congrats same thing happened to me... it's babysitter fate.
asianwolf 2
lol 58 maybe you should try to bond with the kids better
tjigga 0
YDI for not ducking and not watching the kids
Betz 10
were they hairy and had a tail and an insatiable appetite for bananas?
troubleinharlem 0
being first isn't so great.... idk why trolls think so. anyway, how could you have found him if you only saw one? I don't get it. xD
spiderman0606 0
Well, you wouldnt know because you're second, suuucckkaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
bebz_fml 0
hahaha snap
adriiana1019 0
WOW!! TREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tweetbaby14 18
monkeys do that too!!!! so he's cute and clever like a monkey.
Zills 0
Zing!
Edos 0
Hope it wasn't one of those really sticky dark baby poo's.
Ruprex 0
Oh no! Why doesn't babysitter like me? All I did was fling crap at her face! I thought that kids like me were supposed to be little monkeys!
quikwit1212 0
^Failure at a joke.
adriiana1019 0
ugh! thats disgusting.. that's why I hate babysitting kids can cause so much trouble sometimes
pandemic_fml 0
Oh shit.
petrapumpkinhed 3
yum, did you taste it? :)
happypapp12 0
Well? Did you pull your pants down and plant a steaming log on that kids face or not?
bebz_fml 0
HAHA yummy scromboes. this is hilarious
XR6Falcon 0
mmmmm............... taste that poop... lol