Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
bk_chick13 0
sharing a toothbrush is quite disgusting that's like saying hey let's share a tampon but then again your girlfriend is so crazy shell probably do that to
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
^^win
EricJ 3
She's strange. Some people's gums bleed when they brush. Maybe you're better off without her.
YOULIVETODIE 0
Seriously, every single person who believes their girlfriend broke up with them because of something so stupid is absolutely blind. She dumped you because her interest level in you has hit rock bottom. Too bad your too much of an rationalizing idiot, that you could not see this.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Wow to think the line between Taken and Single was a simple toothbrush ... that sucks man, FYL. Hey but next time maybe you should share.
giggles5458 0
sorrry that' must suck! I'd neverr share my toothbrush with anyone!
heartlessagony 0
Eww...that's gross. You're better off without her.
kmgentil 0
how can u love her if you cant even do zat, jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk ily
linkjp 0
maybe she was looking fir a reason too break up with you.
Qwertzuiop_fml 1
Are you people serious when talking about bacterias? I mean, do you never kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend in the morning, or even have morning sex? Or just before doing so, you go to the bathroom brush your teeth like mommy always told you to do as often as possible... Or maybe your just to young for sleeping with someone, in this case just think about all the bacterias you have all around you, and if it scares you, you should probably lock yourself in a glass container. To the OP, you totally deserved it. I mean dumping you is maybe extreme, but if you love someone, you shouldn't be disgusted by them.
shuzuko 2
My fiance and I kiss in the morning... but we're not shoving our tongues in each other's mouths and swirling them around. And morning sex does not involve the exchange of our nasty mouth-bacteria from both of us sleeping with our mouths open. And yes, we both brush before any spit-swapping occurs... with separate brushes that we never share. Sorry, some people just like having clean habits, thank you.
pendulum2012 0
Actually, in the morning if I have to borrow my boyfriends toothbrush, and you just don't brush your teeth at all because you refused to share, I think I'll be the cleaner one.
stormin972 0
Just do something really nasty with it so she will never want to share with you again.