Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Chazzster 32
Sounds like there might be a lot more to this story. …. Did she have reason to suspect OP of cheating or other shady activity? …. In general I am a fan of privacy. But this sort of thing often comes up when GF/BF has reason to suspect infidelity.
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Chazzster 32
Sounds like there might be a lot more to this story. …. Did she have reason to suspect OP of cheating or other shady activity? …. In general I am a fan of privacy. But this sort of thing often comes up when GF/BF has reason to suspect infidelity.