Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
ashle88 0
idk how there are that many YDI cuz that's gross an so is ur ex for wanting u to share sorry YLS
LiznessMonster 9
Trust me, your better off without her OP. 1) That's really gross. 2) Even if she was upset, that's really not something to break up with someone about :/
nyfinesttinygirl 5
I don't really think it was about the toothbrush I think it had to do with something else and the tooth brush situation was her excuse to get out it's the oldest trick in the book " start up a dumb argument and break up over it " lol yea yur life sucks.
xmarkstheheart 0
And if you wiped your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then tried to wipe HER ass with the same wad, would she still feel that way?FYL
pyrogirl6622 0
your girl is gross
beastvm 0
I think its a good thing you broke up. next thing you know she would have been asking you to share underwear
ethang1996 0
that's a little nuts, sounds like you're better off without her. but also, if you think about it if you do make out with her there really is no difference. I think it would actually be more sanitary for her to use your tooth brush then to have your tongues down each-others throats.
yusostupid12 0
you would let her suck your dick but not use your toothbrush?
Tea2 0
She did you a favor! No telling who else let her use their toothbrush.. Somethings are not meant to be shared
thisisbullcrap 2
if it was an electric toothbrush i would understand