Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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usnwife 18
I've shared with my husband on a couple occasions (trips where only one toothbrush ended up with us, etc) and I still find it weird... I know I kiss him and all that, and as long as I don't think about it I can do it, but it's just weird to me. It would depend on the situation for a YDI or FYL. If you guys arent really serious I stand behind you, but if you are and it was her only option... (finger brushing just doesn't cut it for me!)
stitesy29 18
Bitch
ambipurr17 3
What the actual **** that's retarded
sleepyglowstar 32
Yeah. Exactly. If you kiss her it's the same. If you clean off your brush after your done (rinse it lots) then just dip it in mouthwash for a few minutes and share it. Ydi
Greenmarsh 31
If you have ever kissed her it would be just as bad as sharing a toothbrush so what are you worrying about? Anyways most germs die pretty soon after leaving their environment.
Wolfipoo 31
Today, I lost a relationship due to dropping my boyfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and trying to clean it for him. FML
flute108 9
Seinfeld
Bubbilility 27
Welp, that's a new fear.
J15237 25
I understand both points of this, but let me ask you this. Does she put your dick in her mouth? Just something to think of. When you are in a committed relationship your mouths are all over each other. Now i don't agree with sharing but still its not the worst thing. You shouldn't have let this be what broke you up.