Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
kiraster 3
Grosss!
xViolet11 0
no reason to dump you, what a biiitch.
Marlene88 0
wow thats ****** stupid
clahdupe 0
YA'LL OBVIOUSLY WEREN'T THAT SERIOUS, GET OVER IT
Anteezy 7
Was it that you didn't want to lend her your toothbrush, or was it that you don't brush your teeth in general with the excuse of woops I forgot my toothbrush at home, and that your girlfriend said here use mine dirtbag and you refused.
Jim9349 10
**** YOU ALL, Why the hell would you be using the same tooth brush? how is that even a possibility.. you would have to drive it to her house every day... even if you live down the street...
marleytooyou 0
calm down
simsy_fml 0
burn
alexxss_fml 10
ok. kissing and brushing teeth are two very different activities. even thought you kiss and stuff with a person. it is very gross to brush your teeth with the same toothbrush. it's like wiping your ass after a major shit, and handing it to the next person. to me it's gross and unsanitary. soooooooo GET YO OWN DAMN TOOTHBRUSH WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
kekeshayeshaye 4
good. that's pretty gross. ur chewed up food all around her mouth twice a day? no thanks
kosherkraut 5
Geez ass hole. I don't blame her.