Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
pwincessa23 1
Ewww that's nasty.... get help.
Person1233 13
Some people don't have a going problem ... they have a growing problem. ;D Oh wait that commercial is for old ***** who feel like they have to go all the time .. .
yhnbgtrfv 0
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Person1233 13
... I want you to go to hell. OH it's not a secret anymore.
ladida94 0
33 is funny! but ummmm yea u shouldnt have been ok with sharing this on this website... **** your life reeeeaaaallll gud =)
darkmoon12198 0
Really? How can you NOT be potty trained. Or... You don't HAVE to sleep while over at his house. *Wink wink*
JaquanKennedyFML 0
show some sense of kindness
jessxoxo28 5
maybe its a health issue?
MF12 0
it could be a disorder or a actual problem
ruinit 0
how old are u 5?
RaKum12 0
hahahahahahahahahaha. that's embarrasing, wear a diaper nxt time
haydenshaw 0
yea.... I would have made up a story or something
coffeeicecream 0
"it's okay honey.... we won't be sleeping." whoot whoot!!!!! :P
chyeahbro 0
no it doesn't. if he cares anything about her he will be completely understanding. this isn't an fml or a ydi.
Extacy23 0
she can't help it sön
TrAnMu 0
oh snap!
natedog193 0
you shouldnt make fun of her. this is a serious condition that affects many people. about the best thing she could do is take some meds.
zook182 0
haha time for big girl diapers you dirty ******* tramp eww you disgusting pig
Okie7123 0
You know, there is a nasal spray of Argenine Vasopressin (Anti-diuretic hormone) that keeps you from having to pee as badly. Docs use it in kids that have that problem when going to a sleepover. Give it a try. Should work
hickboy 0
thatss whag I gotta doo. ****** sucks! buts it's the better of option
_devilsadvocate_ 0
Agreed, any sensible boyfriend would be ok with this and help you get through it. I would, if I found out my gf had a similar problem.
LOLYLIF 0
Some people can't help this stuff due to psychological disorders. She's not some stupid immature tramp, she just needs to go out and see a doctor or psychologist.
sighamissmaya 0
u r so mean dude..... it isn't her fault
Dcdoughnutz 0
fgj
dance_till_dawn 0
Zook182....you are a no good ******* prick. Get a life ****.
jason2468 0
ruinit be nice she's 3
SCARYMUSIC 0
maybe youmight just be old as **** so you mostly wet
cellerbeck 4
don't worry I used to wet the bed all the time. I know how it feels.
Skaternate77 0
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ewww haha funny though
bhangu023 0
if ur over 13 than u might have a problem with where som nerves that carry the urine or are connected to the kidney might be to small n u may need surgery. so I wud say u need to go c a doctrr
dudeitsdanny 10
Nerves that carry urine... Not getting enough oxygen to the brain, eh? That really sucks, OP, but, hopefully, he was understanding and won't use it against you.
tsim_fml 0
thats hot
labudamike 6
Diapers?
F___M__L 0
lmfao wow
Dopeyrox 0
that sucks!! I feel so bad for you :(
lolfmlfail 0
obvious troll is obvious
nood_fml 0
haha no feeding the troll
JamieLT 22
Yeah my friend had that prob. I think she is just growing out of it. She had to wear diapers.
sexypancake 0
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You're pathetic....if you don't sleep (wink wink nudge nudge) then you won't wet it.
kukitheaf 0
wont she get wet either way? *wink wink*
sexypancake 0
lol...this is true.
randomgirlm 0
Tht RLLY sucks..mabye go see a doctor or sometin..OP fyl indeed
Caz_the_Spaz 6
I agree with #6
maskedman 9
before you start shunning your boyfriend maybe you see if he's into golden showers. I guess in your case it would be a golden bath.
Jrook 0
hell no
ouzzz 0
hell yes!
Nemesis2747 4
If hes got a piss fetish ur in luck! Turn him on and no embarrassment!
iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
boltman24 0
damn that's wild..