Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
Sofeee 0
ewww
SilverChrono 0
Good you didn't share. that's ****** gross and unsanitary
SamiGirl19 2
Way to steal that from Seinfeld..
partymaster 2
ok thats just nasty o hey can i use r toothbrush t oget all the crap off my teeth and then when u re-use it ule have some of the crap leftover on ur teeth lol i mean honestly A THOOTHBRUSH thats nasty
Rico4Yu 0
wows thats retarded
pariah13 0
what if she has herpes and you don't know it?
AmbrosiaFan 19
You kiss, right? Then what is the big deal?
kelleyb323 0
was it worth it?
kuhyto 5
I get why you would sleep with a such a dumb b***h (cuz its easy duh), but why on earth would you date her?
CoolHipDude 0
Thaat is the stupidest reason I have ever heard!!! Hasn't she heard of AIDS??!?!?!!??!!!?!!?!?!??