Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
Alex373 0
kinky
jerkjerk 0
How interesting. That exact thing happens on the episode of Seinfeld called "The Doodle." It's almost like you took it from there.
meatt006 0
thank god someone said this, I was going to say the exact same thing!
terriibabiiix23 0
good thing, you DIDN'T share your toothbrush with herr. i mean, she could of had gingivitis or some kind of gum disease or something. grosss.
attomkins 0
'You should never sleep with anyone who you wern't willing to share toothbrush with' - Sue Hargadon 2009
iJessX 0
u dont need that psycho bitch. ur better off without her :3
yvonnepirate 0
She was just looking for a way to dump you.
r_max 0
What's with everyone saying its ok beacause they kiss each other? Kissing is a bit different to scraping plaque and junk off your teeth and gums. Unless you guys kiss in such way that you're sucking junk from between each others teeth :S I'd never share a toothbrush with anyone. Its just unhygienic.
ethang1996 0
I'm pretty sure shoving your tongue down someone's throat and exchanging all kinds of saliva is quite-a-bit more unsanitary than just using someones toothbrush. I mean it's not like toothbrushes are caked in plaque and left over pieces of food from between their teeth.
pw57 0
cant you just wash your toothbrush under really hot water for like a minute to kill this bacteria that everyones so worried about? not that big of a deal
gothymama 0
YDI for stealing that from an episode of Seinfeld! I'm calling FAKE!!!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You know when this happened in the show Seinfeld I was pretty sure that no one was that psychotic. Thank you for proving that they really are.