CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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Comments (139)
TheFinestWannabe 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
rein 8
what a stinky excuse to dump someone.
ItsTheKing 10
@ I know right? His luck stinks.
ShadowLuffer 0
Haha. That would make sense!
Kyzahhh 7
God my girlfriend would of broke up with me years ago
rallets 23
guess you really blew your chances with her, at least you didnt start brown-nosing her
liontigerfan 0
Haha yeah good 1
VVeetard 8
Lies. Girls dont fart.
zachherbert 10
Break up with her. Because you farted and it was "too epic"
krazy_glu3 0
These excuses nowadays for breaking up are just getting crazier and crazier!! "you put my shirts on the wrong type of hangers.... Yeah I'm just going to have to break up with you." wtf?
WellThatsMe 0
Poor guy, dating a retard..
fatgirllovesfml 0
I just sharted. Haha
dannylost521 0
It's a reply within another reply
FarSide 23
YDI for hanging around with an immature tart.
lovelife9 12
Boys fart, and girls fluff :)
Skorne 5
She probably followed through and wanted to leave.
cyns0_oaSailor 0
How did it smell?
cIickhere 5
smells like just her ampits
cyns0_oaSailor 0
I see what you did there :)
dd809 9
You're just so mature.
zachherbert 10
Excuses are like ass holes, everyone has one, and they all stink. Op's girlfriend's excuse is no difference
cyns0_oaSailor 0
39 who is?
jvillan87 5
39- if you can't handle the maturity level (or lack thereof) on FML, then I don't think this is the right website for you.
FarSide 23
Smelled like chicken.
SACKERLAND 6
Hopefully not like semen or latex...
hazelnutters 5
like unicorns and rainbows.
hazelnutters 5
like unicorns and rainbows.
Pebbles89 9
#91 haha I agree completely, if the language /crude content / lack of maturity is offensive, then GTFO. kthxbai ^_^
naddification 7
She wanted to break up cos SHE farted?
yamatelle 19
Yes, she broke up with him Cos her fart smelled like old, rotten Pi (e). I bet she was embarassed about her Tan(gent) lines she got on her back, too. This is a Sine that she wanted to break up a long time ago. I hope they Co-signed a deal and OP gets everything. Hey, you're the Secant post.
Deathhound 27
I can't believe that myself. I mean... it's still something normal... eh..
GlitteryMasakali 1
Dumping you was her plan all along but maybe she couldn't find a better, less awkward way to breakup?
deviable 9
12, that was brilliant.
WallyTheWombat 0
12- I see what you did there and it's pretty epic.
shelbygordon44 7
12- Why you gotta bring geometry into this D:? It was still pretty bad ass though ha
PeaceOutx24 0
you are my hero 12 even tho I hates geometry and trigonometry with a burning passion
Nickers77 5
37- it's trigonometry, not geometry.
shelbygordon44 7
Well in my geometry course we went over the trig stuff so I just said geometry.
Pebbles89 9
#12 I want to like your comment x52899926225429233!! Genius!!!
naddification 7
She wanted to break up cos SHE farted?
Mekeritrig 15
This is like something out of Seinfeld.
blackprince2012 9
It really is!
canddyass 0
Yes!
DjeePee 25
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
YayorNay 8
Yeah it was ground breaking.
shooterbuddy 8
Lucky you have your mask :)
70klicks 1
#9 *soulmates*
dreamering 16
That's what caused the earthquake few weeks ago in the East Coast
lecitizen_fml 1
Crazy girl ! Better off without her...
immortal628 20
Bit it IS awkward. Why wouldn't it be? I hope she reads your post.
ashleii2010 0
Lmfao!
anonwallnut 3
I like how your eyes match your hair >_
jobsman99 0
hope it was when she was done giving you a ********.
Mish44 3
Low.