Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
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notsoanonymous3 20
Use his to clean the floor and ask him "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush to clean the floor, are you?
MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing that because this FML was posted you are one of those people.
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MrSassypants 34
I'm guessing that because this FML was posted you are one of those people.
Bricktothehead 21
Mmm... Germs....
derpina72 23
EW! This is SO disgusting! I remember when I was younger, I went to an overnight thing and one girl forgot her toothbrush and another girl who was her good friend just let her borrow her's, so she did. I, too, forgot my toothbrush, but I opted to use my finger. They looked at me in disgust. Fast forward 5ish years later and it's now a fact that brushing your teeth with someone else's brush is worse than not doing it at all. HA! I hope she enjoyed her plaque and germ infested mouth rinse!
KelseyDaBoyz 21
That is just so gross
notsoanonymous3 20
Use his to clean the floor and ask him "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush to clean the floor, are you?
MrSassypants 34
"Nah, I don't mind. I'll just use your toothbrush again."
gogo44444 28
Win-win situation ^^
MidnaLink 35
Damn it!
samlovesham1234 9
No no, the toilet.
9a_1z 12
You could tell him that you're one of those people who has a spare toothbrush for cleaning the bathroom tiles and you hope he's chosen wisely, but I'm thinking a roommate who is fine sharing your toothbrush will also share your shampoo and towel and anything that's not locked away, you need to nip that in the bud.
mikbrooke 25
whats the problem with sharing shampoo?
9a_1z 12
It's less of a hygiene issue and more of a personal belongings issue, but unless there's an agreement in place I think it's pretty bad form to use stuff that your housemate has paid for themselves, whether it's their toothbrushes or their toiletries.
Kwphunter 15
Sharing shampoo will lead to one abusing it and not pitching in cost wise.
xx000o 27
The people who like to share shampoo are the same people who don't like to buy shampoo.
Tripartita 45
"Nah, it'll be nice to see wether or not this bump I have is herpes or an ingrown hair."
SnailMail 12
At least you know he used it so you can go and buy a new one. Hopefully that's the first time he's used it
Lalala579121 28
And keep the new one out of his reach.
mds9986 24
"Yeah I don't mind, that's the one I use to scrub my butt with anyway."
UncleCaitlyn 21
Shit in his Cheerios to get back at him
WCARlover 35
Whaaaaat? why would he think you were like 99% of other people in the world? Of course you don't care