Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Ligerie 0
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
Luckster 0
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
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Comments (166)
st0nerbAby_42o 0
so you know, i have two pugs and theyre the cutest things i've ever laid eyes on. also- if a mother says to dump you, you're doing something wrong. YDI for those reasons, and the last line you wrote.
kirbylikescake 0
Pugs are adorable, you effer!
lameshow 0
nice life. stop dating teenagers.
pugpuggy 21
Unless your a teenager...?
snakelady 3
I'd take my Pug over a man any day. They dont hog the remote, leave the toilet seat up and they dont care if i talk to a guy. plus if they get pregnant or get someone pregnant u can sell the puppies. lol YDI for many reasons, most of all because you think you're better then a pug. at least pugs are loyal.
DisposableHeroes 0
I'd take a guinea pig over a girl who doesn't know how to spell 'hug'.
DisposableHeroes 0
Haha my bad nevermind. I get it now lol.
snakelady 3
hey Disposableheroes I dont know anyone that "hugs" the remote
eety 0
She never loved you anyways. I mean come on.. FOR A DOG!?
smexy_sasori123 0
key words.. "her mom" and ...... bribing... and "if she dose"..... interesting....
Dark_Queen 0
WHAT THE ******* HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!? PUGS ARE SO ******* CUTE ASSHOLE!!! Sorry about what happened though. But think about it this way, she never loved you and now you wouldn't have to find that out the hard way.
photodork712 0
pugs are ugly; it's ridiculous to leave spouses for most reasons people give, but especially so for the mom giving them a dog
_THE_MASTER_ 0
a girlfriend or boyfriend is not a spouse. that would be a wife or husband. you are made of fail. and will remain unmarried forever for calling your significant other your 'spouse'. seriously. OP. you suck at life. stop bitching. it's a damn good thing you aren't with that chick anymore. clearly you aren't right for each other. ******* retard.
Brouhaha_fml 0
she was probly gonna break up with you anyway.....YDI for being a n00b