Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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Comments (128)
revelo760 2
that really suckks!:O
babyale760 0
op, just forget that bitch. move on and get another girl.
dharmistha 0
agreed
dramaa 0
sounds like she was looking for any excuse to dump you. but that is very shitty of her, you'll find someone who cares for you. I promise
DishHeads 9
yeah I don't see the FML here. You got free from that brat so ydi
iSitt 0
ydi for dating someone in PETA
dancingxthexmoon 0
no, your ex is just a over sensitive bitch.
Herropreez17 0
Poor doggie..... oh and that stuff about your mom sucks too.
lsk91 3
fyl op...that's just bad :(
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
White_Fury 0
I really wish I had something clever to say... but honestly I just think you are cute. :)
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
41- Cleverness isn't always necessary. And thank you :)
White_Fury 0
Anytime. I always find your comments amusing :)
Mubus 0
Totally agree with #3. Actually this is first time I felt bad for someone on this site but OP if she was my GF, I would say good riddance. Sorry about your mom man and she gets cured.
FrenchToast94 0
#3 is pretty cute =) I see why it distracted you to say something clever
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
52- I find your comments equally amusing. I'm going to message you. 60- My feeling exactly. I have felt bad for OPs before but this FML is just horrible. People have the audacity... 66- Thank you :)
kellykerplunkksl 0
So all I have to do is act like a tool to get girls on the Internet? Whoa, it works just like irl!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
119- I don't think you know the definition of "tool". How could you know my reasoning for messaging him in the first place.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
ditto
mintcar 10
Ridiculous**
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
I don't know why, but that bothers me. I'f you can understand what someone wrote why correct it?
Bekll 31
Then the world would become overrun with bad spellers and we'd be DOOMED.
gooBUZZ 0
How wud we b dooms if u can stil understnd wat it is thts bein said? I also agree, it is annoying when people correct tiny mistakes, but yes otherwise everyone would spell bad, like I did above. ^.
DocBastard 40
Because the ability to understand something isn't an excuse to do it. Chnaces aer yuo cna undrestnad tihs too, but it is equllay wrnog. Right?
thaprince1226 0
I don't think it's wrong i could understand it so idc.
gooBUZZ 0
Yeah, Doc wins again. FML :(
charllotttee 3
agree with 58. it's just irritating we all knew what she meant
wwerulez14 6
(#58, #100) Doc always wins. 'Nuff said.
Funkymunky1511 4
I think OP's Gf is f*cken selfish... His mum definitely is more important than her dog
unidentified_sta 5
What a dead weight, getting away from her is the best thing for you. Best of wishes to you from an anonymous.
lancome_fml 0
what a dumb bitch. there are some more important things in life than a dogs funeral. :s
Ninjasaurus18 9
Only 3. 1: A wedding 2: A funeral 3: Driving your mom to the hospital.
paigeykkins 0
wow what a bitch, a dogs passing is sad, but no reason to be a bitch, get a new gf :P
Mirorbo 27
Who's the insensitive one again, darling?
BandddGeekkk 0
that's when you hook up with her best friend.
Manurockz 0
nice.
kristen2392 0
woah, thats when you just dump that dumbasssss
lifeisabitch43 4
Agreed.
yozakura06 2
I agree with you Date her best friend and her worst enemy that's why I did 8D (troll face)
mathew17986g 2
well thats not a good GF then.