Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Ligerie 0
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
Luckster 0
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
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Comments (166)
tally7mir 3
Pugs r so ******* cute!
Jen_J_the_J 0
how DARE u say pugs are ugly?!!!!! i am discusted!!!!!
anonymousely 0
Pugs are ******* hideous. #107, learn to spell "disgusted."
kylie821 0
pugs aren't ugly. I have a pug and he is so adorable so yeah you need to shut the hell up.
brit8741 0
Pugs are amazing! I mean, it looks like they just ran full speed into a brick wall!(: OP sorry bout your girl trouble but at least your girl didn't dump you for a little hairless yappy dog. Or something like that.
InvaderVader 0
Kobe would never have got dumped for a pug.
iluvdavid 3
it was probably cuter than u or else she wouldnt have dumped u for a dog
TrueRaiderFan22 0
boo hoo. besides if she is that shallow you don't want to be with her now do you?
suckmineplz 0
piss off pugs are awesome
XxCrazygirlxX 0
I'd break up with a billionare for a dog :)