Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, hoping to seal the deal on a promotion, I had my boss over for dinner. My dad, who lives with me, started ranting about homosexuals burning in hell. My boss’s daughter is a lesbian. Now my dad’s nose is broken and I fear for my job. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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gravityplanx 0
blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...
ericalew_xo 0
That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.
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Comments (115)
slitherbomb 0
wow that sucks...
WTFuckMiranda 0
You should tell him that homophobia is actually the fear of sameness.
austinryansmith 0
holy crap that's funny
diaRocks 0
im definitely going to say that next time someone says their homophobic, make them look like idiots lol
pinktiger 0
the term is lesbiannn duh
xxorganizedmess 0
Um, "gay" encompasses both homosexual men and women. the term can be gayyy duh.
JustinKingr 0
finally someone who knows and it only took 2 years
ericalew_xo 0
That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.
nerdchic 5
um maybe her daughter couldn't tell her bc she was afraid of disappointment..
izzie321 27
#76 - Maybe you didn't comprehend that right? It doesn't really have much to do with OP knowing her daughter is lesbian, it's more that OP's boss is homophobic and that OP will be fired unless he does something he can't do.
electro_fml 0
starcrossed lovers! so romantic. just have them pretend they're "healed."
blland 0
hire a bishop at the boss' expense. ask to create a scene. then you realize the bishop is gay, too.
nintenDX 0
lol
gravityplanx 0
blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...
rndg 0
The boss won't say anywhere he fired the OP for that reason. He'll just look for the slightest reason to fire the OP, and make it look legitimate.
283leis 8
It's the US. Chances are if OP filed a lawsuit the judge would also be homophobic, and OP would lose.
waffle3z 6
No no, have it all backward. He's threatening to fire him because his own daughter is gay.
Guitarist45 0
I agree, this is a lawsuit in the making.
kukopia 0
Tell the boss that your daughter is only pretending to date his daughter so your daughter can infiltrate the gay-clan.
rhymethyme 0
Okay that honestly sucks It's her business who she f*cks If I were you I'd totally sue Or at least hit the guy with a truck
apfunction 0
^^this comment is awesome^^
cutieepie101 0
best commet I have ever read.
buhrittanyerin 6
thats the best rhyming i've seen in a while. where can i find all of your comments compiled? (get it? mine rhymed tooo. :) i'm such a loser.. :/
Godavari 0
I'm sorry your boss is a dick. FYL