Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Ligerie 0
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
Luckster 0
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
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Comments (166)
Honda288 2
Wow sorry dude that sucks, and I'll second that. Pugs are fugly
NdnStlkr 0
Animals > Humans And if it's so ugly why did she choose the pug over you?
mushrooms_fml 0
If you're from Oklahoma, you're probably uglier than the dog anyway. :) :) :)
mushrooms_fml 0
Pomeranians and Golden Retrievers FTW!
turtlegirl04 0
omg yeah pugs are soooo ugly especially the nasty noise they make. that sucks dude my bf's neighbor has one and i just want to kick it or accidently run over it. the dumb ass dog kept messing with my puppy for the longest time now it doesn't know what to do cause my puppy is bigger than it now.
Ninjaface 0
Wow, what a bitch, she totally threw you to the dogs. Of course, I'm sure you have a bone to pick with her mother as well.
kezzstar 0
I would understand a Beagle, but a pug? *sigh* FYL.
JFox 8
They're cute, #57 but their faces ARE ****** up. For health reasons. :/
lifeislife_fml 0
That BITCH. Your ex and her mom are pretty horrible too.
Wet_Dream 0
maybe because you use drugs? or youre 25 and she is 12? because only a KID would choose a dog over her love..
JFox 8
Or they weren't going out that long/she wasn't that into him anyway ? Just because they were going out doesn't mean they were in love. :/ Also, if the mom got involved, and she agreed to something so seemingly absurd, maybe he DID do something to warrant it ?