Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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onerandomtask 14
you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy
simplysarcastics 26
Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.
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Comments (110)
onerandomtask 14
you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy
emala1096 17
At least she hasn't tattooed your name on her body :D
ApollosMyth 22
9, we don't know that sadly.
ApollosMyth 22
I read a few FML's down then got the reference. I should read all the ones I miss before I comment.
Bakarra 22
I wonder how OP chose that username...nevermind it probably chose him.
TeamKelly 10
Overly attached girlfriend?
Shortay123 14
Perhaps he did something that made her not trust him completely. We don't have the whole story, so we can't just make assumptions. We don't know whose fault it is, and we won't unless we are given more information.
simplysarcastics 26
Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.
license2chill 5
Completely agree, and she got rid of herself from OP's life, bravo..
simplysarcastics 26
Yes he dodged a bullet!
tjsaysrawr 8
When did a gun get involved with this?
9lashes 15
-72 a metaphorical bullet although with how crazy OP's ex seems i wouldnt be surprised if she pulled a gun on him when she heard him "cheating"
Iclickalot 2
This is why guys are so reluctant to say "I love you." These situations.
lndala 15
Not all women are that psychotic but I totally see your point
emeraldisle 30
If she can break up with you over a simple misunderstanding then perhaps you're better off.
IAmJad 18
Was it so impossible for him to tell her that he was speaking to his mom? And if he did and she still didn't believe him, then she was obviously looking for an excuse to end things.
chelsearenaeee 16
I'm pretty sure there's much more to this story.
AlexiAwesome 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least she didn't say it back. ;)
BellaBelle_fml 23
Don't people usually want their bf/gf to love them? Or, at the very least, hope that their feelings turn into love?
Phoebe_Buffay 14
your mom doesn't return your "I love you"'s??? that's horrible :(
Pstraka6 20
Consider that to be a good thing seeing as she overreacted way too fast. Dont worry, get yourself a girl you understands she isn't only #1 in your life, but so is your family!!!
AustinCarlile01 12
woooow jealous much?
PuggieKid 22
More like arrogant...
Trisha_aus 15
I reckon that's what they call bat shit crazy.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Girlfriend: Who is she?! Huh, who is she?! She cooked you dinner! OP: Chill out, she's my mom!
rg350dx 29
It's Jake...from State Farm...
SMHsohard 22
She sounds hideous...
SynysterNero 20
Well she's a guy so..
gg27787 6
Umm... Khakis??
DrSo 15
uh..khakis..
greenfishbait 19
That was just as good as the commercial. Well done.
iNewKid 20
How can she judge when she doesn't even know who you're talking to? Well OP, if you really love her try to explain it, show her via your phone the time when she heard it that it was your mom. Also tell her she doesn't need to be so concerned about you loving someone else & that she is the only one for you.
lilhellian 27
I personally would be a lil worried if I heard my imgainary gf say "I love you" to someone else and I didn't know the context...
iNewKid 20
Yeah but to break up is a different story. Ofcourse, if I didn't know my girlfriend was speaking to her mother and she said I love you I would be worried to. But I'd ask her who she was talking to and not just break up like that.
Crazynopantsman 11
Just show her your call log..
SWC_Penguin 17
Yeah, because logic always works on crazy.
xXNerrrdXx 16
No need to prove anything for such a crazy girl, better off w.o her o.o
perdix 31
Oh, Oedipus, you're so busted! There go the eyes!
s0m3guy2010 21
It got really awkward when OP ended a conversation with his dad with, "I'm going to kill you one day."
Ali_Br_fml 33
"...and sleep with your wife and become the father of my sisters..." (The things we read in high school...) And you wonder why OP's ex was so crazy. Her father probably thought that all of his school books were guidelines for life, and followed Oedipus' example... And the cycle continues...
not_a_robot 15
I wonder where him defeating the sphinx fits in here...