Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Ligerie 0
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
Luckster 0
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
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Comments (166)
camjac16 0
Pugs are adorable thank you very much
simonepedretti 7
Pugs are ******* amazing
benimin 6
You think pugs are ugly? YDI 0.0
simonepedretti 7
My pug is dying and their adorable.
kittenzZz 4
Pugs are super cute, stfu. But that was pretty ****** up of her
BloodandIce 11
Finally! I'm not the only one who thinks pugs are ugly!
pugpuggy 21
But no one can resist those wrinkles full of love! No one!
profligatesoul 18
Hey! Pugs aren't ugly.
gators1995 30
Why are half of these people defending a ugly butt dog?? OP was the one that got dumped here. I feel sorry for you OP and hope you find a gf that will not dump you for some smelly animal.
amisenho 11
Yeah, I don't think we'd get along that well. Some people are animal people, while some are human people, if that even makes sense. Personally, I find humans to be quite smelly.
RP559 5
I agree, that does sort of suck... BUT AWW HELL NAW! PUG ARE DAMN CUTE WITH THERE EYES AND WHAT-NOT! No one messes with my pugs!
ErinRosado 14
Pugs are cute!