Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Top comments
Everyday_Galaxy 14
She sounds like a delight!
CakeFake 16
I'm sorry but if someone doesn't respect that fact I don't think they deserve respect.
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Comments (164)
Everyday_Galaxy 14
She sounds like a delight!
micha090 21
She's a shallow bitch OP. You deserve better and sorry about your dog.
zandalee 20
You dodged a bullet OP.
LordoftheOcelots 10
I feel your pain op, my dog died and my girlfriend broke up with me too on the same day
LordoftheOcelots 10
Why was this duplicated
goose12321 11
Should've buried her as well while you were at it.
not_a_robot 15
She sounds like a total bitch looking for an excuse to break up with you. I feel for your loss OP, but when it comes to your now ex-girlfriend, it looks as if you have won.
fortune789 17
Well at least you got out in time.
CakeFake 16
I'm sorry but if someone doesn't respect that fact I don't think they deserve respect.
19990231 29
Am I the only one who thinks the comment doesn't make sense?
christinamarie17 29
#162 yes
Wizardo 34
One who is not empathic will surely struggle in a relationship anyway.
anniemeece 23
I'm sorry for your loss, but at least you know your ex wasn't a keeper anyway.
Sea_shelle 12
I bet she's a real animal lover.. Sounds like a real charmer, too
ellenjasmin 18
Girls like her don't deserve boyfriends
nightbirdblue 27
I think terrible girlfriends in FMLs deserve the terrible boyfriends in FMLs. They're made for each other!
hunteryager 18
Byt then they would breed! Please no, we dont need anymore rude ass people in this world.
SlapAndTickle 20
Not worth your time OP. Sorry about your dog.
Nessuh95 7
Bitch. -.-
Jiinxx 8
the dog? probably.
lb0812 18
No, you.
jasmine2301 25
#10 is talking about OP's girlfriend...
Catkam623 27
What an inconsiderate bitch anyone who doesn't realize that it's trying to lose your best friend and the effect animals have is much better dumped than dealt with
AquanTheDragon 5
OP's girlfriend is more of a bitch than the dog. Should've buried her WITH the dog. Really dodged a bullet there, OP. Now you can find someone who can actually show empathy. Good luck, OP!
thegravytrain 6
You should have told all your mutual friends and her friends that she broke up with you because you couldn't hang cuz your dog died. She would have no friends. Either that, or her friends are just as big of c*nts as she is!