steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
really?
United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Micheal
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Anonymous
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Top comments
zkcupcake 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
Welshite 40
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
Welshite 40
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
OceanBlueSea 12
Until they pee on the floor!
cheshireau 26
You could of just humoured her for the sake of it.
Welshite 40
#4: I've never been able to break Hilbert, my hematite, of that particular habit.
mrsmirk 8
Yea, She didn't JUST dump you because of the rock, but because she thought you were a jerk after that incident. You might one day decide to hide the rock from her and who knows maybe she has a deep emotional attatchment to that rock and she kills you? You might ruin her siblings faith in fictional holiday characters. She found somebody else.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Aren't you a tad bit under informed to leap to such a conclusion in a single bound, Assumption Man?
walmartpaysme 15
An alternate theory, clever as your may be 64, is that she is mentally unhinged.
Toastbutcher 1
They like harder shit like cocaine.
john443 5
Patrick Star's pet rock won the snail race! They are great pets.
fourthfour 1
That's it!
damnu 3
On the rocks, of course
BVBARMY1238 9
#87 your answer is rocknip!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
I can't take my girlfriends pet rock seriously either. It jokes too much.
FrostHeart 36
Very nice.
zkcupcake 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
Nbrandwine 7
Shut up.
gc327072 31
Bronies... Tsk Tsk....
domking1315 20
21 get ready to get thumbed down bad
PYLrulz 17
21 - If you were gonna say something that would get you thumbed down, at least say "I see what you did there", or some stupid crap like that. "Shut up"?!? -_-
whyusofat 17
She must have a heart of stone to make the relationship tumble down for a reason like that. I guess she really didnt give a schist about you huh.
loveladya 0
Lol HILARIOUS yet true
zkcupcake 4
21, why don't you make me?
capper44 18
Wow, nice come back #104 haha
Randomoscity 0
I guess the only thing in your relationship that was really solid was that rock, huh OP?
john443 5
"hey Toph, would you say you and Aang have a rocky relationship" -actor Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender. This is what popped into my head when I read 2's comment.
damnu 3
Yeah, I agree, it's hard... As a rock.
9inchesSoft 11
If she's dumb enough to have a pet rock I'm pretty sure you wont be missing out on much...
p3mguin 7
Hahahafhfagsahxukfsaysahlpgehdticsribdehmvsejbduhdrjswgjjvoppenischkbdxh :)
gc327072 31
Why'd 34 get thumbed down? obviously it was a penguin attempting to type, he should get SOME credit...
bones_17 5
Pet rocks ate good pets to protect you.. Tie a leash too it and swing it at the enemy!!
bones_17 5
Are*
THE_A_TEEN 28
Woah 34, are you having a seizure?
emag_eht 18
48- *to That's too funny
randomkayx3 11
I didn't know having a pet rock was bad. :o
staythirsty 2
I agree, 88. I wouldn't go off and call her dumb just because she has a pet rock. Let her have her freak flag, and let the chick fly it. Being supportive is an important part of a relationship. OP's loss, it seems.
FrostHeart 36
Wow haha.
SaintAradia 5
Have you tried not dating five-year-olds? 0_o
domking1315 20
Yeah i think he did
rainbowteehee 6
That may be a bit pedo, don't u think?
CoolRainbowdash 15
You can have a pet rock at any age :D
BeccaHugs 17
So you're saying that your relationship has been on the rocks lately?
pokefan813 16
That pun rocks!
Zedd_fml 8
OP I don't think Dwayne Johnson can be a pet.
Mioko_fml 6
Why aren't you taking it seriously?! You have to wash it, feed it, trim its hair! So what is the rock's name.
whatthefreshhell 15
Rocko, obviously.
THE_A_TEEN 28
The Italian stallion, Rocky Balboa. Need I say more?
PYLrulz 17
What about Pebbles?!?
racheljessie 17
No, its name is Iggy. You know, short for Igneous?
esines 9
Well his real name's Dwayne Johnson. He got the nickname "The Rock" from his wrestling.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Barock Obama
SwagPuppet 3
Looks like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place!!!
hellachillin 8
You can't joke about people pets, it's stone cold serious
theartists 5
Should have been all "That's nice, babe. Let me show you the pet rock in my pants."
ebonyirony 29
Tool status.
gc327072 31
"Ya know, babe, most guys have pet rocks.."
supbabes 0
LOL DKM THO but by the sounds of this FML I'm thinkin this chick can't be any older than like 13 tho.
KingCeltic77 18
"I'm gonna rock your world, baby."
Airman1988 9
Here comes a million stupid rock zingers