Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Micheal
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Bakerman
United States
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Skinny Love
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Trust
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
I wasn't being clingy geez
Anchorage, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
Either girlfriend has some weird self image problems or she’s breaking up for some other reason. It could even be a sarcastic way of saying she doesn’t like your attitude. Whatever the reason she gave you, it’s over. Let it go, mourn the loss of what was not to be and make a new plan for your life.
bound101 7
The "It's not you, it's me" speech
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Comments (3)
Chazzster 32
Either girlfriend has some weird self image problems or she’s breaking up for some other reason. It could even be a sarcastic way of saying she doesn’t like your attitude. Whatever the reason she gave you, it’s over. Let it go, mourn the loss of what was not to be and make a new plan for your life.
Grizz8831 14
or she cheated and didn't want to own up to it. but yeah I agree, move on. and if she comes back while your single, keep it casual fun or cut it off completely.
bound101 7
The "It's not you, it's me" speech
Ambrily 27
She was just looking for an excuse, and she chose the most nonsensical and banal of them.