Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Top comments
Ligerie 0
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
Luckster 0
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
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Comments (166)
daniellekimberly 23
I love pugs
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Why do people think pugs are ugly?
pugpuggy 21
Strange, strange people...
cwl727 33
YDI for calling the dog ugly. She obviously thought it was cuter than you.
eeyorefralick 3
Pugs are adorable.
TheNicce01 14
DUN DISS PUGS SHALL RULE THE WORLD
anormalperson 25
If she gave somebody up that easily she is not worth it anyway
fantasyworld 39
I don't think she even have it that much thought, she's not worth it.
ChimeRaOfficial 12
You didn't need a person like that anyways. FYL
daemonsparta 16
dont take it out on the pug. pugs are cute.
restinpepperonis 13
Guess bitchs stick together...