Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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Disrespect
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Ligerie 0
aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.
Luckster 0
Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?
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Gasperilla 0
Weeeelll, you weren't in a real relationship...or your girlfriend wasn't anyway. Or, you're one of those guys that we see on the MTV reality shows that are hated by moms across the country. So...
Dcvictorious 0
Or maybe they both felt the dog was a better replacement for your face?
illest_shitt 0
Thats sucks, Im sorry. But if she really wanted 2 be with u, then she wouldnt have dumped u over a dumb dogg =p
Nooblah 15
Calls ALL dogs dumb, spells like shit. I know plenty of dogs smarter than you.
Dcvictorious 0
Because they were animals first breeded for the sole purpose of being a tiny little piss take of a dog, then as a fashion trend, asian women would keep them in tiny little bags, hence how over the years they have evolved to have ****** up faces.
misspeg 0
the bribe from the mum was pretty damn hard 2 turn down...u might wanna ask yourself why she didn't like u. and going from the quality of the bribe I'd go as far as using the H word...
Turtles_rock 0
U bitch pugs rock
JFox 8
While the person who responded before me is wrong as to why pugs were first bred [pugs didn't always look like that] and why they were bred to look like they do now, he is right that they SHOULDN'T look that way. The "snorting and snoring" is because pugs have a very hard time breathing. They're also prone to a condition called "cherry eye."
Dcvictorious 0
meh, I heard something or other about it, don't really care my facts are wrong tbh lol
perdix 31
I'll bet your girlfriend didn't accept the deal for the pug alone, but when Mom sweetened the deal with a jar of peanut butter and the advice on how to use it, that sealed your doom.
Pandacake 0
You said it yourself, they snort and snore when they sleep! That's not cute, that's sad. Dogs today shouldn't have snouts that hinder their breathing. Same goes for Persian cats. :(