Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:
AsianCookie247 14
Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (201)
bettyc4 26
You totally asked for it. Just say" yes" you freakin love her so damn simple
superguppy19 3
My ex was like this she was unappreciative that's why karma forced me to end up not purposely cheating on her at a party her own dumb fault, bitches get stitches
ImaginaryFoe 1
Brilliant reasoning. Got yourself convinced it was karma when you tripped and landed in someone else? Your ex *might* have been unappreciative but you're definitely a cheating douche.
superguppy19 3
It wasn't intentionally I have a good heart she unfortunately got what she deserved apparently im just meant to be with someone else it's just a shame things happened the way they did
AussieChild 22
How do you 'unintentionally' cheat??
ManInTheMachine 20
I like how this dumbfuck is using karma as a cop-out for his sorry ass cheating behavior. I don't know your girlfriend so I can't say anything about her, but your but based on your comments, you're an immature cheating lowlife. Grow the **** up, it's pathetic.
AussieChild 22
I 100% agree with *58!
PYLrulz 17
So instead of breaking up with your gf, you go and cheat on her. **** you man, **** you!
perdix 31
That's one question you just don't **** around with. There's a McDonald's ad where the guy says "I love you" to the girl and she stammers, "You're the Egg McMuffin of boyfriends." In real life, she'd get hot coffee to the face and be reduced to panhandling for bus fare to get home. Other questions not to **** around with: - Do these pants make my butt look fat? - Do you think she's pretty?
Shadow_Phantom 26
I honestly don't get why girls ask those questions... and then get pissed off when a guy answers truthfully. (Then again, I'm the type of girl who would be asked 'do you think she's hot?' and answer accordingly.) Honesty is good when it comes to relationships; lies just tangle everything up and cause stress.
Crazberry 5
There's a fine line between being honest and being rude. A little tact is called for on occasion, no matter how silly the question is.
perdix 31
Asking one girl if she thinks another is hot is an entirely different question. There is only one way to answer those questions and doing otherwise causes the most stress. If the correct answers don't match what you honestly feel, suck it up and lie through your teeth.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. I got my hands crushed when my response was "Hell yes!!!" ? I'll let you figure out whether the question was Do you love me? Do you think she's attractive? Does this make my butt look big?
TrueTaker 8
In all actuality I've never seen that movie and I'm a girl but it was very sweet of you to say that to her So sorry OP do hope it gets better for you
Crazberry 5
I can't blame her actually. How many thousands of guys have said that just because it was what the girl wanted to hear? That's why I can't stand it when guys send me songs that are supposed to be meaningful and romantic. They won't be because the song was written for someone else. ("You raise me up" *vomit*). FYL though, you didn't deserve to be dumped over that. The fact that you even watched The Notebook with her says it all.
perdix 31
It was a trap! By watching "The Notebook" and memorizing some of the dialog, she revealed that you are too pussy-whipped and lost respect for you. A real man would have left, fallen asleep or insisted on watching sports in the picture-in-picture. A nice guy would let the movie have the full screen, but a "bad boy" alpha male would make the chick flick squeeze into the little box with the closed captioning on instead of sound.
42istheanswer 27
I miss picture-in-picture, my tv broke and the new one doesn't have it. I hate when girls try to trap me with questions like that, so now I always carry something pink and shiny and covered in sparkles (just incase).
Spark_Slicker 19
If a guy was trying to be romantic with me I would honestly hate it if he quoted The Notebook, since I hate that movie. But I wouldn't break up with someone just over that.
RedPillSucks 33
But he would know better since you wouldn't have watched it with him. In OPs case, he watched it with her, and I'm guessing (never saw the movie) it wasn't his idea.
angelinaanimerg 7
Any guy who will watch the notebook with his gf is a great bf Sorry she cant see it
OfficeNinja 5
Sounds like she had already planned the breakup. She asked the question maybe hoping you would say no.
metalmods94 8
I kinda guessed even if you said yes then she'd still dump you