Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:
AsianCookie247 14
Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (201)
mhud4911 0
i wish my boyfriend would be cute like that. i can't even talk him into watching the notebook with me! you deserve better!
Jdumps 1
thats what you get for being gay about it
madamazinDana45 6
U were trying to b romantic.... That is sad that she broke up u :/
CrimsonViolets 11
Maybe you should to be less disgustingly cheesy next time.
blutigenbonbon 10
Were you his girlfriend? Damn. For a pretty face like yours your heart is pretty dull.
kimosabi55068 6
**** her
Moikeha09 1
to which you should have responded "well I'm still a bird, but your a BITCH!"
briannac1 0
Time for a new girlfriend.
juwood 7
If you're a shark, I'm a shark.
BlackRoseUmbra 3
If she broke up with you over something as trivial as that, then she's not worth dwelling on. Sure, it's disheartening, but if she was gonna be that drastic over something like this, then forget her. You're better than that, and you don't need to put up with someone who's just going to get upset over insignificant things like movie quotes.
marisadc79 0
That sucks I'd have loved that you deserve better