Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Too bad for her, I really hope you dumped her sorry ass. Especially if it happened this early on (I assume).
whysojealous 18
Yes because nothing says "I love you" like cheating on your significant other
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Comments (37)
tyler_the_asiann 16
Dang. Don't u mean, ex*girlfriend? Sorry bro
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Too bad for her, I really hope you dumped her sorry ass. Especially if it happened this early on (I assume).
BamBAmGG 14
OP needs to call bullshit on that bitch. Ain't nobody have time for such fuckery. Sorry you got cheated on OP, time will heal your pain, it'd be in your best interest to move on. From personal experience I can tell you 'Once a cheater always a cheater' is a true saying.
LPac5295 27
Agreed 27. and I learned that the hard way with my last ex.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I mean, as least he learned that she is a cheater now rather than later, when he is more emotionally invested in the relationship. Not saying he isn't invested now, but it would sting a lot more if they had been together for years.
aeryn97 17
that really sucks. there are better ladies out there who will respect you enough not to cheat
GrainHauler 9
sad part is they are few an far between
Queen_of_Night 20
She didn't love you enough apparently. Not enough context to break it off with her but I'd say I wouldn't hang around. Last time I forgave a b/f who cheated on me, he ****** my "best friend"(who was engaged) so use your best judgement OP.
Mauskau 36
Really you should never hang around when someone cheats. They do it once, chances are it'll happen again.
Queen_of_Night 20
#11 She could have been drunk or maybe they got in a fight (not a good reason but maybe she thought they were done) and we don't know what "cheating" entailed (kissing, making out or full out sex) there is not enough context as to what happened. But its OP relationship and from my experience most people don't listen if they aren't ready. It's up to OP to decide how to proceed.
cheeeksss 29
13, regardless if my partner kissed or ****** another, cheating is cheating. And if my partner went off immediately after an 'unclear fight' and made out or slept with another woman, my respect STILL would go down. And I would not consider him worthy to be in a relationship with me. So, it doesn't matter, there are no excuses for cheating. OP still deserves better.
tygerarmy 35
Most of the time cheating is sex, not just kissing. And any cheating is enough context to break up. I've been cheated on in a Poly-relationship, where my only rule was tell me that you are going to hook up with someone, and she was still going after people sneakily. For me any cheating is an instant break up.
aspecialspecial 21
Well a "poly" relationship should have been your first flag that she wasn't gonna be loyal.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#31, poly relationships can be very loving and loyal relationships. I would never be in one, because I get jealous way too easily. But when you are literally telling your partner "You can hook up with other people as long as you tell me first" and yet they go behind your back anyways, they are a shitty person just like any other cheater.
whysojealous 18
Yes because nothing says "I love you" like cheating on your significant other
lukian_fml 29
Were you exclusive?
cheeeksss 29
OP wouldn't say she was cheating if they weren't...
sammiaaron 16
yeah ^ and I don't think they would have referred to the chick as their girlfriend, either haha
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like the type that cheats on you to find out if they really love you... Drop that like it's hot OP.
sammiaaron 16
people seriously do that?! that's just wild, man :O drive away and park it like it's hot, too.
Kroekerkat 17
Cheaters aren't worth the trouble or the pain but at least it sounds like she actively decided to tell you.
cheeeksss 29
If she truly loved you, she wouldn't have cheated.
914smv 18
Sorry OP but maybe its time to break up?
Nomaddict 14
She obviously doesn't love you if she is willing to cheat on you