Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML
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booboo300 15
I mean if you’d reached the stage of sleeping in each other’s bed but hadn’t kissed yet you should have known something was off...
Bloo2555 22
This is why I recommend explicitly asking if you are in a relationship with them.
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Bloo2555 22
This is why I recommend explicitly asking if you are in a relationship with them.
ohsnapword 21
Maybe she heard you telling your dad you were gay so he would let her sleep over.
Ladisa 28
This is gonna be this week's meta comment
IAmClay 24
I feel like a follow up would be good
booboo300 15
I mean if you’d reached the stage of sleeping in each other’s bed but hadn’t kissed yet you should have known something was off...
Rabite 28
**** all of the people who think that doing stuff together or sleeping in a bed together means more than just that. At least you were decent enough to not try to get physical.
samomaha 17
Maybe it's time to take advice from Lou Reed and his song, "Take A Walk On The Wild Side"!
RichardPencil 32
So, you’re going to get some action in the friend zone?
bigdaddyeric 37
So you slept together in the same bed and went out on dates and she still thought you were Gay? Is your real name Richard Pencil? Cuz he’s the only person on here that sounds like that.
RichardPencil 32
WTF!??!?! What did I do to deserve that? Once I get to a girl's bed, things happen. It's getting there in the first place that's tricky!
Rabite 28
Well at least he thought they were dates. She certainly didn't.
ARISKomuniszt 24
I t i s a l l a c o n s p i r a c y . . .
Suaria 38
I'm wondering how did you not try kissing at least once before getting into bed with someone you thought you were dating?
Lobby_Bee 18
You slept in the same bed as her and you didn't make any moves? Can't blame her for thinking you're homosexual.
Rabite 28
Yeah or just don't. If she is sleeping with you in a bed she thinks she's safe. If you start humping oder touching her or whatever it will not go out well.