Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:
AsianCookie247 14
Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (201)
tnannis 4
More guys should be like you !
baileygirl88 8
That is extremely phony and extremely unoriginal she is right about that. But to break up with you over that...either she's got some issues to work on or it was a long time coming and this was the straw that broke the camels back. Sorry OP! FYL!
Chandler1Bing 0
"You're a great, big phony!"
Jasonf6 0
Women like that are ******* retarded. All se was doing was fishing for compliments while offering her none of her own. You're better off now.
CharliesCool2084 8
I must admit; that would make me cringe.
blutigenbonbon 10
Your picture...landshark..? c:!
selfimage 0
Your an asshole
redhedsaysrawr 18
That really sucks OP. My boyfriend and I make quotes from our first date movie we went to see all the time. Be glad, youre better off without her.
om102907 4
Well at least u know she is an idiot. Moral of the story: dont breed with idiots.
noisebox 1
Sounds like puppy Love gone sour
beastmode661 4
Why didn't you just say "I love you back" ?