Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's been in relationship with me for almost two years, told me she's worried that she's going to leave me for another rich guy "in the future", so to prevent that, she's gonna leave me right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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mariazzz 5
Oh nooooooo go after her with the ring!!
doodlecloud 27
Don't sit around on the internet - go win her back!! If you're both that crazy about each other, it shouldn't be hard.
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Comments (151)
mariazzz 5
Oh nooooooo go after her with the ring!!
msairhead 8
I agree with #1. Prove her wrong bud :)
22cute 17
Yeah, why would you let her do that with no response to contradict her?
imaginaryvoice 18
Actions speak louder than.... Thoughts...
iBanana 17
Women: Will we ever understand them? OP, if you truly love her, chase her down and slide that ring right on her finger! Also, use a real catchy pick up line. Like, the one about changing nothing but her last name ;)
KeyboardWarrior 10
"If you're the cowboy, I'm the horse. You can ride me all day long baby!" - Guaranteed to get her back.
guy24 9
Lovephobia
Osito2011 9
Op it was just an excuse to leave you. Apparently, she has been thinking of this for awhile now. It's that same excuse "it's not you, it's me."
JustHello123 1
Stalk her!
TheDrudgeChild 4
Yeah, go after her. Don't let her paranoia ruin it for both of you, maybe if you show her how much you love her, she'll get over it.
MizzErikaHart 8
Am i the only one that thinks the gf lied about her insecurities as a lucritive plan to just dump op and make him think it was his fault..?
soldiat_fml 17
Could be. It really depends on her personality and the way she discussed it with him. Sometimes people take a tone that really makes you think they're lying. Hopefully OP was able to discern the difference so that he can act accordingly.
fivetimeslonger 24
#102 dumping people can be lucrative? I mean, sure with divorce but a regular relationship? How much can you get? The longer the relationship the bigger the payout? I've got a boyfriend of a few years, you see, and I need some extra funds...
doodlecloud 27
Don't sit around on the internet - go win her back!! If you're both that crazy about each other, it shouldn't be hard.
coried91 28
I've heard many people say the same thing to their "loved one" it could possibly be a cop out.
tehaustiebear 34
Use this line- "You may be crazy but I'm crazy about you". Or something of that sort.
jay75euro 0
You better off...
darwinism 30
....not listen to jay75euro, who doesn't seem able to even finish a sentence. Go find her, show her she is wrong, and have a good 50+ years together. Don't give up mate.
mustangkid55 1
I agree!
ToxicGhost254 0
He may be right, actually. Why didn't stick around and try to make it work anyway? If she did that, she would've understood just how much love was actually involved. That's what you do in a true relationship when you love eachother. You stick by eachother until the absolute end.
jannielovesjack 0
Toxicghost254- I'm sorry but I think that's only in fairy tales. Just because you love someone does not mean it will always work out. But anyway in this case Im not sure if op deserves it or not because a lot of girls use that excuse for a break up and in that case FHL. But if op was not showing affection as he should because he loved her then I'm going with HDI.
cheaptrix 6
Let me finish that sentence: ...with her
Innatefurball 4
Whatever douche bag..
PokeyStix 3
Totally agree. Maybe the OP really wasn't showing enough affection.. I mean if she didn't feel loved enough then how would marriage work out anyway? But whatever, it's a hard one to judge without knowing both the OP and his girlfriend properly
LaLince 40
#3: Agreed. You better let her go. F her Life
RockN 10
You should confess to her that you were going to propose to her and u still thinking about proposing
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Is it just me considering that she was just saying that as an excuse to leave him? It's pretty much like saying "it's not you, it's me".
ss_20_xx 14
Or maybe she's just testing him because she wants to marry him too. That is assuming that OP hasn't disclosed his proposal plan. She wants to check if OP is a keeper after all. You know that saying, 'If someone comes back after you let him go, you can be sure of his love.' Yes girls can be really paranoid.
notsorandomguy 18
73 - Or maybe she was just mindfucking him to break up with him and get away from him? Anyways, I'm sorry, but doing that just "to check" is ****** up. OP, you might be better off without her. Keep your head high and find another.
Sarahcastic 7
I agree, I think this was just a line that made the OP feel less shitty, in order to actually break up with him. Just like the line, "you deserve someone better than me" or some bull like that.
mrsaviles69 0
Wow... People can be really insecure... I'm sorry .. You'll find someone else soon that will have confidence in your love and in the relationship you have.
ICastillo 25
I know what's up with all the dumb girl friends lately. And OP go get her back there ain't no time like the present to do something about it
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Ouch, that really sucks. Maybe you should tell her that you were gonna propose? Maybe she'll come back :)
ShyAnn29 15
Cute horse!
VoteForTaco 8
Now let's eat it, I'm hungry.
shayshayshazam 14
Don't think, DO! If you really love her, that's the only choice you've got :)
wlddog 14
You snooze you lose. Women just. LOVE a man that can't make a decision. NOT.
shanemc1991 0
This guy knows what he's talking about.
pinkcrayola 0
He shouldn't propose unless he's 100% sure that it's what he wants. Otherwise it'll cause more pain for everybody.
wlddog 14
Got a friend that dated a girl for years. She dump him because he never proposed. She married someone else a year later and now he can't get over it.
Senseless_487 29
To be honest, it sounds like a cop-out on her part.
retyi43 14
I agree. I think her excuse for breaking up sounds sketch
SkoomaKi 28
Woman logic... Go get her back, if you really love her you will. I'm sure if you gave her the ring, she'd know you loved her just as much.
jannielovesjack 0
I see a little in her logic if op did not show affection but, that's the only conclusion that I could come up with for her to break up with op.