Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
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singer0421 32
Honestly, she was probably just using that as an excuse, and wanted to break up with you anyway. If it wasn't, then I'm sorry that you were with someone so self-centered. Either way, sorry your life sucks OP
howdmynosego 12
What a narcissistic bitch, sorry op
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howdmynosego 12
What a narcissistic bitch, sorry op
singer0421 32
Honestly, she was probably just using that as an excuse, and wanted to break up with you anyway. If it wasn't, then I'm sorry that you were with someone so self-centered. Either way, sorry your life sucks OP
danm_1 28
Well that escalated quickly... sorry, OP. I'm sure you must be pretty confused. I don't know your girlfriend, but she sounds overly dramatic.
WCARlover 35
Ew she must be the type that loves to go on your Facebook and say "hackeddd! Love yew :*" If she's that insecure and willing to break up over that she's not worth your time; sorry you've wasted 2 years already.
StayClassyAF 8
I'd lock your doors at night...just to be safe lol sorry OP
anyagrande 31
I would have seen how she reacts to asking her to make her quote "i love my boyfriend more than anything", if she was down for that then you know she bat shit crazy, if she didn't want to then you know she a narcissistic bitch Either way, i would have ran the hell away from her
korylabauve 7
she was just seeing how pussy whipped you were before she dumped you. can you imagine that conversation at every single high school reunion...
burgermike92 17
No. She's just a bitch. Simple as that.
loserman67 36
While I do not know the entire history - it sounds like you just got a lucky break and escaped the clutches of a clinger. Enjoy your new found freedom
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You deserve better man.
Nvsmith 6
I read this as you deserve a better man
siggy_mcsigx 22
Good for you for standing your ground, dude.