Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:
AsianCookie247 14
Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (201)
brhodes_09 1
**** her! She obviously doesn't deserve u anyways.
darkmis1 18
That's not really an answer to "do you love me?" but I think it was a really sweet idea and you deserve way better than her!
zuzupetalsYO 11
This made me laugh out loud. The Notebook is the most overrated movie of all time. Obviously I don't need to say it, but, LOSER!
blutigenbonbon 10
******.
withasmile 3
She is a spoiled b$&@? and you are SO better off. Yuck. Find someone deserving of your sweet self, ok?
Slimma 20
Aight while her response to break up with you was a vast overreaction but you looking to be "cute and romantic" by quoting a movie doesn't help. Why not just simply tell her that you love her back? Or if you wanted to be romantic and stuff... come up with something yourself instead of quoting some movie. Originality is real good and quotes really just take away from the feelings that are being searched for. Especially if it is a movie that you just watched the previous night. So in a sense you deserve it for thinking that quoting a movie the previous night is being clever, romantic, and cute. But on the other hand she reacted very harshly and irrationally, so in the end you got the better end of the deal but for future reference... don't quote a movie.
Calyx_fml 22
YDI. You deserve someone better.
DaBugg 7
First Off, your gay for watching that movie....Second, Fuc Her....She's Prolly gay too!
DaBugg 7
Tru
Axipiter 24
You're response to her should have been a smack upside the head, followed by a "Bitch, don't waste my time with stupid questions!" If she had have said "I love you", different story. All these insecure people asking needy questions ******* piss me off. I'm not condoning what you said, kinda lame, in my opinion. But her reaction was completely out of line, unless she had it in her head already.
Axipiter 24
Wow. Your. Sorry, got a little too excited there.
XxWolvesBitexX 8
We forgive you! :3
DaBugg 7
Don't worry, it will be aight!