Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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abNormal62 23
That may be music to yours in times to come If they cant see the value in staying with you then you are better off without them
tamannab97 23
Aww! I'm sorry op. If she wanted to break up with you, she should have done it before you sang. At least you know how she feels now, and you won't be stuck in a bad relationship! :(
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Comments (98)
Nathan23xx 18
Now you can sing the blues.
howard007 18
Shes not worth it then op, even if she said she love you, if shes that type of person it saves you from the pain
palosqueak 19
#42, she doesn't have to be a bitch to break up, just because he sings a song doesn't mean there are no issues between them
dragonrider1959 18
#50, the op said that "she found someone else". It would be fine if she just broke up with him, but you don't find someone else first
Enslaved 38
"Is you is or is you ain't my baby?" *"Tom & Jerry" flashback!*
incoherentrmblr 22
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony...
DoomedGemini 38
It's easy to "find someone else" accidentally. She didn't say she did anything with him, it could be a friend she developed feelings for.
abNormal62 23
That may be music to yours in times to come If they cant see the value in staying with you then you are better off without them
MrConcise 35
I just think they need some "convincing". *cocks gun*
Aimeejasmine 15
That's ******* sick
SBurrke 11
Funny how nobody realizes that you're joking.
Aimeejasmine 15
It's not a joke if it actually happens frequently..
MrConcise 35
#54 - Meh, it's happened before. I recall getting like 100 downvotes over a joke, somebody goes, "You realize he's being sarcastic, right?", and it got entirely reversed over the next few hours. Dark and blunt humor can be taken the wrong way, no big deal.
201chasew 22
People make jokes out of things that happen regularly. they wouldn't be funny if a joke was made out of something that you cannot relate to. People also use humor to make cope with serious subjects, such as shooting people.
Aimeejasmine 15
Yeah no, death will never be funny. Don't be such assholes, there are plenty of things to joke about that don't involve something so morbid.
MrConcise 35
Who said anything about death? And nothing is off limits in comedy, you should know that.
Aimeejasmine 15
Yeah you're right guns are like a giant hug.. Like I said, don't be an asshole, find something else to make fun of
zakmister 10
**** dat bitch
devildog562 33
Yeah **** her for not wanting to stay in a relationship and properly telling him directly and moving from a relationship that isn't working for both parties! The audacity of that harlot finding someone that makes her happy . Really though sucks op that you had your heart broken. It will all work out and it was a nice gesture even though it ended rather poorly. Good luck.
tamannab97 23
Aww! I'm sorry op. If she wanted to break up with you, she should have done it before you sang. At least you know how she feels now, and you won't be stuck in a bad relationship! :(
xKrisSmoove 21
Even though I feel bad for OP, we don't know if he had started talking before his girlfriend had a chance to say anything
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, part of me think that the girlfriend may have started talking and he interrupted her. I can't see the girlfriend going over and not having that be the first thing to come out of her mouth. You don't want to wait around and talk when you're breaking up with someone. Either way op didn't deserve it (that we know) but if he interrupted her first then that sucks. She should have stopped him from finishing the whole song in my opinion.
kissmeImawkward 17
I honestly think that she should've told you before you started to sing..You seem like a good guy and I'm sure you'll find someone better.Good luck with getting over her :)
shaaza 16
Don't worry OP. You'll find a much better girl.
kikoma 32
I guess you meant that she never deserved the OP. :)
ILikeKoalas 24
Why was this thumbed down? ?
Aimeejasmine 15
Because it implies she didn't deserve him, yet all we know is she didn't want to be with him anymore. Who knows why, he could've been mistreating her or visa versa
Cads1 24
**** her best friend. It will make you feel better
Jennandco 25
No way, that's never okay
Lancer033 5
that's always okay
DanCastellaneta 17
Wow, too far...
jtfrisch 22
If it's possible, then it's totally ok
Mirorbo 27
Oh gosh, I feel the hurt all the way from here! I'm sorry OP! Hopefully you'll find someone new, but for now, take a bit of time to recover, dear.
earljonez 22
**** you, you ho I don't want you back
Nessco 36
The person will truly cherish is just someone you may not have met yet. She will come when the time is right (and probably when you're not ready for it).