Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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PlasticShark 0
You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...
you_not_me_OWNED 0
well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....
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Comments (108)
PlasticShark 0
You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...
Muthalecka 1
Holy shit this happened to me I know how you feel OP
balexandre 2
I have to agree with PlasticShark, but I know what you must be felling! Been there, done that... unfortunaly.
markh110 0
Oh yeah, try having a gf who listens TO HER DREAMS because they "mean the truth." I know your pain man...
free_Aus 0
Ouch! But definitely better off without her. Imagine how dumb your kids could have turned out....
sarah8909 0
"It's not you, it's...this internet survey I took" of all the lame excuses....
Scars_fml 4
Fool her into doing nasty stuff. What a dumb ass.
hpnerd 0
Better off without her. Can you say "shallow"?
you_not_me_OWNED 0
well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....
supernerd95 17
exactly!
danzigPO_1939 0
who over the age of 12 takes those things seriously? either she was making a lame excuse or she's incredibly naive. either way, you're better off without her.
marz88 0
YDI for not being perfect and not sensoring her websites =P jk your probably better off giving her a falcon punch anyway
hahaitsmattheau 0
hahahahahaha falcon PUNCH!!!!!