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Furzball Wildomar, United States

Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML

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Furzball 5

Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.

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Kakapo4Ever 11

I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

TonierShadow 19

This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

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Comments (30)

StarOfDoom 26

Sound like a real... shitty situation (cue the boos for the unorgional joke hahaha)

cameron6731 13

No one should drink to the point where they are shitfaced.

RememberSchlitz 9

If you know how smell works, this incident is less disturbing than if you don't.

gracehi 33

Never underestimate the power of the poop.

Fenbrae 17

That must be the most original "Hole in One" ever.

Kakapo4Ever 11

I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

XandWacky 23

If it's dry, then there's no problem

jkjorn 18

Not necessarily. I once got hit by a fossilized dog turd thrown by a lawnmower, it left a nice turd-sized bruise on my thigh. Hurt like hell and was pretty embarrassing to explain.

MidnaLink 35

Buy something that can flood your nose and get that nastiness out now.

Furzball 5

Didn't have to go out and buy anything luckily. Yeah I was grossed out about the poo up nose and used my bulb that is usually used to squirt/clean out my ears. Tossed it and getting a new one tonight.

TonierShadow 19

This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

socialproduct 19

OMG I never realized you could do that. What other options am I oblivious to?

CamBamShamDaMan 26

What i usually do is scoop up my dogs poop with a shovel then catapult it over my neighbors fence!!

gracehi 33

That's a dick move.

itsme82 18

So you're a total douche? Nice!!

countryb_cth 38

You seem like the kind of person who would write an FML about finding burning shit on your porch, while leaving out the fact that it was payback.

epeeftw 16

That's not an unfortunate mistake. That's just you being lazy.