Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
sweetheart5292 0
hahahahahhhh i used to do this to my ex ALLL the time! =P
IKickPuppiesHard 16
That's why he is your ex now, you teasing bitch.
AmericanBadAss 21
Wow. No wonder he's your ex. That's a really mean thing to do to a guy and goes a long way into explaining what kind of person you are.
mf_fml 0
hahaha, i used to do that to my ex from time to time, too. ahhhhh... i'm such a biggity-BITCH.
Rubenesque33 0
get that bitch pregnant, tell her you love her. then say just kidding and leave her ass.
rockonidiot45 0
lmao thats not such a horrible joke, jesus. i do that to my boyfriend all the time. i only blow him if he eats me. what comes around goes around.
chupalabra 0
great.
Ender_ 0
That's when you wait until she's watching television, and give her a shot in the face when she's not expecting it. That would teach her not to get you all worked up next time.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Go to a jewelry store and buy an empty box. Put a note inside saying "How about a *******?".
smashgrab 0
I love it! Teach that ho not to do that shit any more.
King_of_Kings 3
i agree with #13
dmoneypenny 0
hahha my friends girlfriend told him she was ready to go all the way and then right as they were taking off their clothes pulled a JK!!!! now THAT sucks
Tehalon 0
#13 and #15 are win.
bumkeun 0
Hahaha my girl does that to me all the time...but it usually ends up with something at the end of the night at least...
judgeymcjudge 0
*sniggers* Well, so many guys are sex-obssessed and bastards about it, I guess it's only fair for a woman to get revenge somewhere along the line. Rise above the anguish, OP.