Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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aron33 2
BOOBS
rodgersfan 6
Well at least he's having fun :)
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Comments (165)
rodgersfan 6
Well at least he's having fun :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
That kid's seen more action then I have :(
rodgersfan 6
That's pathetic...
PRATFO 2
Some day it'll happen, don't worry. :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I don't see how you could expect otherwise, being a dirty old uncle and all.
SokDek 14
Actually, that is pretty hilarious.
AFCA020 4
Who wouldn't think that's hilarious??
nikkub1289 1
Wish I was there(; giggity giggity goo ohhh right
periwinkle95 10
We all love boobies! Support curing breast cancer:)
zack11742 7
Well something we have in common
freakinglaugher 10
-17 Some day he''ll have a sister who's shirt he can pull down? Whilst screaming boobies!
UnleashedKilla1 4
Everyone loves boobs.
tjv3 10
They are so cute at that age. And he already know what he wants:) plus at least he did pull it down and scream lunch time lol
humorizer 14
I'd rather have him pull down skirts. More fun.
csickcman 11
Wincest?
aPieceOfFruit 16
nom nom nom
XxEaSySnIpEsxX 0
Pics or it didn't happen
aron33 2
BOOBS
iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
Pics or it didn't happen!
Redoxx_fml 22
Lol what if OP is a man?
Characterise 0
oh yeah so a man wears a tank/boob tube? well maybe if they were gay
IntenseGas 0
( o Y o )
teague95 16
^ Mhmmmm boobies
Swiftly 0
B( o Y o )BS
ScaughtieHolden 11
Mmmmotorboat.
whyusofat 17
Ahem, once again! Boobs that is all.
Jiplo 18
^ what?
FemaIeDog 0
Teach them at a young age :D
TuLegit 4
Just think about what he'll do when he's older mate.
onlychildFTW 34
He won't be pulling down his sisters shirt only. Haha.
toenibbler 14
He learns quickly.
darwinism 30
Playing mind stimulating games such as "peek-a-boob" can be quite educational and entertaining.
somebody_special 9
I love that game
puppytaco64 8
Well now you know he likes girls
diceplaya 12
More importantly, boobs.
AssassinsCRB 0
Where the fk was I when this happened :(
Sarah_moustache 9
That actually is pretty funny...
yummy_richkid 3
I CONCUR
nic7973 23
ditto!
bloodbrothers24 0
Agreed!!
Hollandiscrazy 12
That's what you call a boobytrap. True story.
eriksen 16
Your brother is awesome:D
taytaylal 11
I think it's funny...
tanay97 8
Wow! You're the first 14 year old FML reader I have ever seen.
PoeSlayer 0
11- you have awful spelling/grammar. You should really do something about that.
Thatpianoguy 12
114- How about a 13 year old fml reader?
The_Troller 14
118- WTF are you talking about?
chane1100 6
How about 16?
HetaliaFreak 10
Another 14!
jerseyboy732 16
first cute 14 year old fml reader
Vertas 10
I love this kid lol
GODert 8
You do know the USA will never separate again right?
Takuya272727 16
USA will eventually seperate, and disappear. Look at every nation in history. They have fallen at one point or another over many things. USA isn't forever, it just exists right now, and prolly for a while to come.
ALpein 0
@73 Here here, predict my future.
bizarre_ftw 22
Many nights alone with your beer in one hand and your.... Well you get it :)
jerseyboy732 16
I like the flag bro... im with u
Smokohauntas 3
And 115, the comments on here are kinda like social networking.. (Referring to your description)
jerseyboy732 16
yeah I'll give u that one... quit creepin my pro tho
2ndSucks 15
Wait.. Profile information isn't filled out specifically for creeping? Oops.
jerseyboy732 16
that's only for females... for guys it's really up in the air
Tadeusz_fml 5
Doubtful. Countries such as Iran have existed in some form for millenia (although until the early 20th Century it was called Persia). You have no historical backing for your ludicrous claim. In fact, the longer countries last, the more unlikely it is they will ever collapse.
sparkrok 8
179 - bullshit. ever heard of the ottoman empire?