Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. FML
Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
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mario2012 18
Was your phone also on vibrate?
sledshredder163 14
That's the kinda reason I don't let my friends use my phone at all.
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Comments (46)
Dodgydaly 11
get your friend back
ThomasBombadil 31
I'm wondering if said friend was getting OP back. What say OP? Had you pranked your friend first?
Goldenchest 14
Is the friend's name Irene Adler?
DawnofDark 15
Haha Sherlock reference #24
WD_Stevens 22
Don't downvote that! I came to the comments looking for that exact comment. Kudos! :)
DawnofDark 15
Agreed, I did not understand why people were downvoting the other 2 comments..
thxnder 14
Change their ringtone to something worse, such as Miley Cyrus.
mario2012 18
I rather listen to her than Justin Beiber.
adrianh1090 12
Is rather stick two forks in my ears than listen to Justin Bieber.
gshocker20 21
Right when I'd thought the Internet grew out of this phase.
iOceanus 18
Miley Cyrus has a few good songs, but the videos have nothing to do with the lyrics.
Alastor13X 8
I love the not listening to it idea... If only that worked 100% of the time. All these Damn stores and shopping centers playing the stuff like its going out of style, because it IS in fact going out of style. Then you have all these cuts for Bieber girls walking around with their cell phones blaring it, talking about cutting themselves more if he keeps doing drugs, or refuses their marriage proposal with no response AGAIN. What has happened to our youth..? Thank God Amazon.com doesn't play it while I shop, or I would have no escape.
SmokinGuns 13
Miley Cyrus is the worst example of an artist. Using autotune and touching herself on stage in front of little kids. She'll do anything for a buck.
WeskersSexslave 15
no justin bieber rofl
1947Chevy 17
And when you say anything you mean anything. Worst role model on the planet she is
iAlissa 34
Miley was incredibly beautiful in my opinion. Seemed like she had a decent head on her shoulders when she was in her "Hannah Montana" years. Now I find her obnoxious and frightening
Zoey_M_fml 24
Time to find a great prank to get back at your friend >:D
gear4 29
shaving-cream high-five to the face
sledshredder163 14
That's the kinda reason I don't let my friends use my phone at all.
peacheso 31
That's why I always put my phone on silent or vibrate at conferences/meetings. Sorry OP
warsun 27
Friends....... Lots of FML here is caused my them. The elderly also. Mom. Sometimes dad. Yeahhhhhh
expectcriticism 13
brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles. Pretty much everyone in a person's life
LowExpectations 30
Well it's like they say, you're most likely to be killed by the ones closest to you.
dryuminoru576 16
Your friend listening to it like trollolololololol ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)
mario2012 18
Was your phone also on vibrate?
Rallred32 20
This is really OPs fault because his phone wasn't on vibrate/silent. I only use my ringtone at home, because it's really annoying.
OysterPearls 33
I don't think you got the joke.
beaglegal 42
It's from Sherlock!
yeti37 16
I'll have what she's having.
Rallred32 20
25, yes, I did get the joke but I don't have the mind of a pervert, so I didn't say anything.
Mat2000_1 4
Classic!
Kstruggles 15
At least you had left the conference room. Imagine how embarrassing it would be otherwise.
worldclassrager 41
The good thing is you were not in the meeting Option one lock your phone Option two change your friends (if you know which one) ringtone as well Or if you can't put your finger on who it was just keep going until you get it