Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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Top comments
irsmeagol 0
At least he matched.
CrazyZenlike 2
Guys wear knee socks?
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Comments (74)
azurablade 0
lol
ps2stony 0
are you trying to say something about zebra lingerie and/or knee socks?
GameDub 0
lmao that sounds kinda not attractive nohomo.
xlostwithoutu 0
Lol, zebra knee socks have the word "sexy" written all over them .... not really, but ok... lmao XD
bubbub617 0
too bad the girl who was tied up with **** on her face didnt have that on..
Yankeepunk 0
yea is it that he was weatring it? or was it that he left lol
AshleyTay 0
thats not very nice to laugh at him.
wintamint101 7
matchy matchyy
johnts03 8
looks like he got caught in the dreaded sock gap. he really should have known better.
jobobo 1
the sock gap theory is alive and well
CrazyZenlike 2
Guys wear knee socks?
remy_xi 0
Sexy ones.
xDarkComeSoonX 0
I do. I want rainbow ones.
HeresReality 0
anyting knee high on guys or girls is just not sexy. same deal with socks
zeddeiram 0
i disagree sir. my girlfriends police uniform consists of kneehigh leather stillettos.
JayJaysGirl 0
Sorry to break it to you..your girlfriends might be a prostitute..just saying
2nd 20
or it was a sexual roleplay scenario.
marigoldcobain 21
I like it when guys wear knee socks honestly…
Hempseed 27
How exactly does the fact that someone enjoys dressing up in a cop uniform make them a prostitute? You must be pretty vanilla in bed if that's all it takes for you to consider someone a prostitute.
rider12 0
haha your next talk will be awkard
irsmeagol 0
At least he matched.
hockeykid30 1
hahahahahaha true dat
shekezim 0
at least I'm not the only one :p lol
stargirl1 0
Lol!!
drewrox 0
haha
0p3nl0v3 0
Insensitive much? YDI And YD to be dumped.
okeetard 2
ur a biotch boys are insensitive too gosh yd to get piimp slappedd
ElMundio87 0
learn to spell properly
infiniti_G 0
YOU'RE A BITCH BOYS ARE SENSITVIE TOO
Kurliez408 32
what a bitchy comment! matching zebra striped underwear is hilarious! i dare anyone to keep a straight face on.
IAMLALA 0
rofl @ #8 ur obviously an undercover fag too.
itsucks12 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha