Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
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Top comments
Mjfalcon 8
nice. way to fail!
SCOTTY_DAY 0
wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.
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Comments (70)
Mjfalcon 8
nice. way to fail!
CruelHumor 0
make ur girlfriend blow ur daddy :) thats a great solution!! it would if i was ur dad xD!!
lamarswilley 0
it's sad y'all fit in the same pants
banana_buddy 6
53 STFU, 41 has a great idea going for a porno. But to add to the idea, the mom should also walk in after the dad joins in a DP with OP and his GF. Then OP and dad should DV the mom while the gf makes out with her...dawm it i jizzed while picturing this.
stro88 6
Damn you must be mad scrawny or your girl is damn husky.
Calyx_fml 22
Classic.
SCOTTY_DAY 0
wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.
Lizza330 28
Or he has a smaller build.
SCOTTY_DAY 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
then I'd be embarrassed to be with a boy that small
newfiegirl 8
my rule is i dont date guys smaller then me. lol
tanman230 10
wow imagine if this was a guy saying "sorry I don't date fat chicks"
ericownz101 0
so you're searching for a beer gut? or do you mean not smaller than your non prego size..
cindayy77 0
the guy I like has a small build, so thats what I was thinking the OP has a small build too, and yeah haha :)
calvin10 0
yup yup. Strange couple..
missysangel 4
your a ******* ***** and should not be prego as an 18 yr old. ur lil mistakes gonna be ****** up just like u
simlpyh 0
haha agree
69ThaJoker 0
or she was wearing sweats?
GamerG0DDESS 29
I was thinking the same thing about him being a smaller build. They could have also been VERY stretchy pants. Or like what was said before, sweats.
AnneFTW 17
Get a lock? Or wait until your girlfriend is old enough to have sex and don't do it in her parents' house?
randiZ25 0
win^^
Blazingcrono 6
They tried doing it in his house, not hers.
DjeePee 25
Why are you assuming the girlfriend is not old enough to have sex? Many people live with their parents till they're at least 21. (Not that I'm thinking OP is 21, but I just wanted to point that out.)
Jackmangold 0
actually the average age when a kid leave home in America nowadays is 26
kaitlin2011 0
The "legal" age to have sex in Texas is sixteen, anyway. But, I do agree with the getting a lock suggestion.
KasaraEm13 12
Actually, legal age in Texas is 17...
kaitlin2011 0
Hmm, touché. Must've changed since the last time I had heard about it. Oh well.
sweetgirl13 0
are you guys dumb or something. kids are hvin sex when they r like 12 these days!!
Riku714 25
Ahh, but who said that OP and his girlfriend were kids? :P
KiwiFrutie 15
legal age where I live is 16!
HesJustTheBest 0
Pussy. What you should have done is kept going, and if they open the door and come in, look them in the eye and finish like a boss.
beastxmanx45123 0
it was op's house not his girlfriend's.
DjeePee 25
Why are you assuming the girlfriend is not old enough to have sex? Many people live with their parents till they're at least 21. (Not that I'm thinking OP is 21, but I just wanted to point that out.)
ScaughtieHolden 11
what's your point 19?
foxman47 3
^^ #6 is an epic win!
barberton21 0
DdjeePee wrong spot?
sweet_candy_ 17
WOAH you can fit into her clothes. That's kinda weird.
laxgirl3 0
Thats what I was thinking!
T3P33_fml 0
puts*
alexavb15 4
&&; You Wear,?
Hyogoko 0
agreed that is weird
takpaan 6
what if he's a skater or emo?!
saleha97 4
Almost every girl these days wear skinny jeans.. OMG.
AntoshaChekhonte 6
Well, unless you have an average body type and enjoy nutrition.
KingDingALing 9
Well I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be turned on if all girls wore baggy jeans.
sassypants93 17
Just so you know, 9 and 37, skinny jeans are different than tight jeans.
mrjude 3
I like this comment. I wish it hadn't been downrated. It's accurate.
ak7477 9
wait...what does wearing skinny jeans have to do with this FML?
KrisTeeNa04 0
It was Two Girls
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for doing it in your parents house. YDI for not locking the door. YDI for not paying attention to whose clothes you're putting on.
SirEBC 7
Trollz?
randiZ25 0
Then the mother would be left. I think the best solution would be swinging, that way everyone has a good time.
meintx 9
Wow, how stupid, you were not prepared. Always, always be prepared for thatnif the possibility exists. Always stack your stuff for fast redressing. Lol
SirEBC 7
Yeah, or just wait until you're old enough to have sex without having to worry about mommy and daddy.
bsgirls 0
or just let them join in??? just a thought. I've done it before and it's so fun
alexavb15 4
Ha Ew :P
VladAlex 0
that's known as incest I'm pretty sure