Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
skiesofgreen 0
I agree with #45 I bet she was being playful and if you'd done it back it probably would have led somewhere. I tease my boyfriend occasionally, he does it to me all the time. It's fun, keeps things interesting, and generally ends in a good time. Just gotta learn to roll with the punches, you'll have more fun if you do. My only other possible explanation for this is that (and this is assuming you guys are pretty young or not been dating long/haven't been physical long) is that she really was gonna do it but chickened out and wasn't very tactful about how she backed out. When I first started getting sexually involved I'd often find myself wanting to do something in the heat of the moment and then chickening out when I finally started to go through with it. Depending on the person sometimes it takes a little while to get comfortable sexually (even if she's done said action before, it doesn't necessarily make the act a breeze, and sometimes being the one initiating it can be nerve racking). If that's the case be nice about it and encouraging her is never a bad thing. I mean I know I'm going totally off on a limb with this explanation but one never knows, even if she is older and sexually active there's always a possibility she has some intimacy issues and is having trouble getting past them. But of course I still think the first explanation is more likely. Lighten up! Have fun!
gleidu77 0
wow, some of you are getting way too worked up over this (like #13 and #52). She's just playing around with him, boyfriends/girlfriends tease each other all the time in relationships. I do stuff like that to my boyfriend all the time, and he does it right back to me. Chances are he got some eventually that day, so relax! What a boring relationship you must have if you can't play around with each other...
nikkirito 0
Ahahaha I do things like that to my boyfriend all the time.
itsTiffany 0
BONER KILL
Arrrw 0
Screw her, even if it was a joke that wasn't very nice. I'm a girl and I would never do that to my boyfriend, that's just asking for a fight or something like that. What a bitch.
gregthestrange 3
your girlfriend **** blocked you.... that's almost wrong
Arrrw 0
Why would you do that to someone? That's just mean.
jasonsexcema 3
bitch, but a clever one
nycman33 0
2 words - blue balls. That sucks bro. Start plotting your revenge now
booklvr630 0
Lol, I'd do that to my ex... But he'd get me back for it. It's just so much fun to tease guys. I'm sure she was just joking around =) You should return the favor =D