NSFW: Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo...

Hikara 13 April 2009, 13:44 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 30 December 2010, 01:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Bad sign

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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unwantedlove 25 February 2011, 18:36 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Username 27 June 2011, 08:56 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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zetuga 1 April 2015, 07:40 Luton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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TJ 6 April 2012, 11:10 Redhill, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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Anonymous 1 March 2011, 16:21 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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DuChaillu 27 January 2010, 07:35 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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illequipt 16 March 2009, 03:20 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Herman 13 February 2023, 12:00 Bedford, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Protip

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Anonymous 4 September 2011, 16:21 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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TidusBlade 0

13 April 2009, 20:33

Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

heathcoate 0

13 April 2009, 20:38

Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.

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TidusBlade 0

13 April 2009, 20:33

Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

icall_BS 0

1 March 2010, 07:17

OOOOOOOOHHHH Thats a turn on :)

LoadFasterPage 0

3 September 2010, 08:25

LOLERIEZ

Herropreez17 0

15 June 2011, 02:57

Well I don't think it "Sucked" persay...

cantthinkofshit 5

19 July 2012, 11:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

One time I was have sex with my ex and she was going crazy, like the big O all the way, u wasn't that turned on cause this was like round 3 for me, anyways. I was a dick and pulled out, she was all " NOO! Please baby that feels so... AWESOME!! " so I then continued. Later on she claimed she literally couldn't walk.. We were in the woods. I had to carry my orgasam exhausted girlfriend home to mummy and daddy.