Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
gesseniasxangel 0
Haha what a tease. :D Personally, that would just turn me on more :P
bananapants 0
One: Cut a hole in a box Two: Put your junk in that box Three: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it.
mackenzie2323 5
That song is amazing!!!
tash14 1
She's just joking around. Have fun with it. Get her back. It will make it more fun when you do get some.
prttyprincess 0
im gonna do that to my bf haha he'd prolly get really mad tho
Monty_Python 0
ouch. FYL. I doubt that you should leave her, but you definitely need to pull a prank back. Not the same one either. That's too obvious.
daniellap 0
hahaha that's just plain funny, your gf rules =) I don't see how this is an FML!
daniellap 0
haha this is just plain funny your gf rules! =) I don't see at all how this is an FML!
knitbitch 0
It's just teasing, not really mean, or relationship ruining, or FYL. Unless it was the first time she was going to give you head and she actaully did not plan on doing it later. That would be slightly mean but equally hilarious. Relax, OP will probably get some later!
MTL_er 0
Haha thats kinda funny, it sucks, but still funny. I think a good reward for her should be a nice cockslap.
piderman13 0
it is indeed rough, but i think its hilarious and love the teasing and playfulness