Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Today, i discovered I can only get an erection in the presence of a real woman. My days of busting nuts alone are over. Except I don't have a girlfriend. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Today, I finally broke and ordered a male sex toy, as though masturbating due to chronic singledom wasn’t sad enough, now I need a fleshlight to try and make the masturbating interesting enough to even bother anymore. FML
Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
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J15237 25
Hey man have you considered using Tinder or some other websites? If you are looking for just sex? If you are looking for a true relationship you can try E harmony and what not. Just an idea for you.
ojoRojo 27
Or if you’re not horny all the time you could just like...not ********** as often lol
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J15237 25
Hey man have you considered using Tinder or some other websites? If you are looking for just sex? If you are looking for a true relationship you can try E harmony and what not. Just an idea for you.
Robert Cruikshank 7
Their called hookers mate. I’m not talking the street walkers. Go for a massage. Those girls are happy to rub you the right way.
RichardPencil 32
You know the Internet has tons of free ****? Or is the Viagra a cure for lack of imagination?
ojoRojo 27
Or if you’re not horny all the time you could just like...not ********** as often lol