Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML
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Peter_Ohnigian 14
Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?
venomousflower 24
I'm confused
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Comments (116)
MissKangaroo 23
Eat a yoghurt
Norja 33
I really hope all these crappy FMLs get deleted when April Fool's is over. They're painful to read.
Miss_Chevious 37
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's just that you'd expect better English from someone from England
JazzHandsFML 28
this has to be April fools by admins these are awful
fuckedPriceless 17
there's an algorithm they used to make all the FMLs look like this...not just the new ones. obviously they'll revert to their normal form after April fools is over.
MissKangaroo 23
Ai was FORST!!!!111!11!!
Norja 33
Yes, I just looked through old ones and they're all like this. Maybe I'm just a party pooper, but I can't wait for them all to change back.
beararm 11
it's still here and I still dnt get the joke or the fml
BBeffedmylife 28
oh mah gawd...... so cray
bcalle 8
Is he telling us he had a boner
One_Way 43
Also yes.
sky413 26
Love those double exclamation marks
GwennaRose 22
What exclamation marks? There aren't any on the post?
Mauskau 36
They must have changed it back to English, it looks quite lost.
sky413 26
FML's April fools day joke was to change the grammar of all the recent posts to texting language.
PapaMoti 21
ef ur lyfe
venomousflower 24
I'm confused
panicsdisaster 17
I think he was humping her leg?
Mermaidhead 13
ops girl was sitting on his lap. he popped a boner and she felt it on her ass or on the back of her leg. there ya go.
airborne132 4
boner
redwrench 12
But it's his girlfriend, why is it an FML?
Peter_Ohnigian 14
Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?
Luna33_fml 17
April first
Welshite 40
#6: From what I understand, OP's Womb Raider resembles a rather flat and thin piece of metal. It's quite unfortunate, really.
flamingarrow59 21
fml moderators happened
Shadowvoid 33
I think this is an April Fools Joke
rockaroths 15
It looks like every post is like this, I looked through random ones and ones that had no errors yesterday. They all had grammatical errors.
tj4234 36
#29. I just wanted to say that "womb raider" is my new favourite euphemism.
JohnnyKade 25
You had me at Womb Raider.
jake_braves 25
#29, Wel shite
posij 4
He got a boner?
wdunh69733 24
What?!
Blippety 23
April the 1st is what.
kaylagurl515 12
This made no sense at all
LostInTheZone11 29
It seems FML is going a little crazy with April Fools Day.
averym14 2
I don't get it
Redoxx_fml 22
He was happy to see her