Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
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EricW 4
it’s rather nice of her to
Justkidding100 41
you could sell this plot to HBO because that's nuts
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EricW 4
it’s rather nice of her to
Justkidding100 41
you could sell this plot to HBO because that's nuts
Yudith 28
I think there's already a movie about a wife finding her replacement before she dies of cancer. Maybe there's a whole genre of Hallmark movies like that.
FluffythePink 23
Honestly can't tell if good gf or bad gf. I'm almost leaning towards that's kinda sweet of her...
BrizBurry 10
that's .... strangely considerate of her?
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
I mean it sucks that she was planning on breaking up with you no doubt. But the fact that she even thought about your feelings is really nice of her. I do however think she could've found another way to go about this.