Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
gimmeedatbecky 2
At least you know its not yours.
Marques23 5
That baby don't look like me!
Rainbow101365 5
your gonna have the next baby jesus :D
doumtabarnack 12
Sorry but if you haven't had sex in 3 years you suck
grovervac3000 15
Maybe you were asleep and you're not a virgin?
jennabookickbutt 3
You have been with her three years and your a virgin? No wonder she got pregnant by someone else. You don't put out.
dguyuwishuwer 5
Please tell me you're not over 18, I would understand if you're 16 or any age below that, but if not, Oh Damn!
KingdomOfAnarchy 14
That sucks so bad :( just be happy you didn't lose your virginity to a cheating bitch.
Filthy_Animal 25
your virgin, and a bit dumb...
KingFappington 10
Well shit