Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
Today, I and several housemates have food poisoning. From what? Last night's Subway, which we only got to avoid eating the pork that was possibly bad as none of us wanted to be sick. FML
Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML
Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I’m at my hometown for the weekend and bought my entire family takeaway for lunch without knowing my mom had cooked. Later, after finding out, I promised to eat it for dinner. Guess who is having food poisoning but can’t shit. The cramps are killing me. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
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SuperDerp 8
What a cool and original pun about food poisoning.... This has not been said on other food poisoning FMLs or anything....
mazzera_fml 7
Something fishy is going on.
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Comments (171)
CallMeBloo 31
Why on earth did you think that this was a good idea? There are SO many regulations for dealing with seafood. Just because you can make it at home in the Sims does not mean that the average person should be whipping it up in their kitchen.
Kitsi 14
I say YDI. Eating raw dead animal is disgusting.
AwsumShyGuy 12
You can eat raw dead animal or raw alive animal. Plus cooked sushi doesn't taste right.
sougstad 7
So easy, a caveman can do it in a bush
MU_City 0
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j_cat187 20
Do you have a trash can or a sink? Problem solved.
GK2012 9
There's a reason why you have to be VERY careful eating raw meat....
Sakura11101 4
When you go to the market, you need to specifically ask if the fish is sushi-grade. Usually the people behind the counter will know. I've made sushi quite a few times with fish from Whole Foods and have never had a problem. I hope you feel better OP. Be more careful next time!
mkatora 1
If its that bad go to your store and buy a box of diapers for your family.. Sounds stupid but its better then crapping your pants
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's going to get interesting and unfortunately competitive.
naughtylez82 4
Fyl sorry your all sick.