Today, I and several housemates have food poisoning. From what? Last night's Subway, which we only got to avoid eating the pork that was possibly bad as none of us wanted to be sick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well isn't that a hell of a coincidence - I had a stomachache all day yesterday after eating Subway the night before. Everyone, the meat is tainted! Run!
Chazzster 32
OP, while food poisoning is a distinct possibility - There are other illnesses that are similar with rapid onset flu-like symptoms. Those are spread by the sick persons and require bleach and sanitation to clean up the living environment to keep it from spreading. Good sanitation on everyone’s part will save you from a lot of exposure when others get sick.
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Chazzster 32
OP, while food poisoning is a distinct possibility - There are other illnesses that are similar with rapid onset flu-like symptoms. Those are spread by the sick persons and require bleach and sanitation to clean up the living environment to keep it from spreading. Good sanitation on everyone’s part will save you from a lot of exposure when others get sick.
mustang19898 16
I avoid subway now too as it's made me sick twice. Stay away from subway!
mekiswrite 21
You chose poorly.
Charlie Given 28
Ya it was the subway I avoid Red Lobster,Taco Bell and Subways I have gotten food poisoning from all of them multiple times🤢😡
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well isn't that a hell of a coincidence - I had a stomachache all day yesterday after eating Subway the night before. Everyone, the meat is tainted! Run!