Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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lonkite101 14
Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!
SkoomaKi 28
You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)
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Comments (87)
lonkite101 14
Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!
onlychildFTW 34
OP that is incredibly gross. You have a gross roommate. But do what 1 said and put them in his bed. It will teach tour roommate a lesson.
TriflingAllDay 6
I do believe there are times when you clip your toe nails, and they go flying somewhere unknown. However for this reason it should be done outside.
Drigr 9
Way to assume the room mate is a guy...
Bluekaren16 19
Put toe jam all over their desk!
lonkite101 14
41- sorry. I didn't check the gender, and as some men can be gross like that, I assumed a man did it. I wasn't trying to be sexist.
tehcyberman 9
40- Who does it outside? Just do it in the bathroom or over a trashcan and be as careful as you can.
onealmxwilson 18
Where the Hell do you live where the grass is sharp enough to stab your foot?
MsConfusedd 27
Clip your toenails and spread them all over your roommates pillow ;)
lonkite101 14
Sorry 2, I stole your comment by less then a minute ;)
123amanda123 14
put it in his orange juice ... he will think its pulp ;)
MsConfusedd 27
Hard, flakey, pointy pulp....
k_junebug10 0
That is so nasty!! Excuse me while I go puke.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Take your time.
tehcyberman 9
Do you have some sort of toenail phobia? It's not THAT disgusting.
xblair 11
your puke is nastier
theartists 5
Maybe it was one of your own.
starwind3438 9
I would love to hear your explanation on this one 4.
outoftown 27
#60, I've done this to myself. *blush* I use the bathtub for clipping, but one of those suckers flew. Got out in bare feet... ouch! Yes, my own bad.
theartists 5
60- Right, my bad. Of COURSE she can tell her toenail clippings apart from her roommate's clippings at a glance after brushing it off her foot. I'm just saying, it's possible the clipping was her own.
Irishgypsy 2
Time for a new roommate. Gross
MsConfusedd 27
Is finding a toenail clipping on the floor really gross enough to need a new roommate? I think that's a bit extreme
Irishgypsy 2
Violates the roommate agreement. Haha yes that's gross. It's a lack of respect for others
SkoomaKi 28
You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)
TriflingAllDay 6
A conservist. I approve.
tehcyberman 9
That's pretty gross. However, before you get revenge, talk to him about it, because it probably wasn't intentional, and tell him to clip them over a trash can or something. That's not an unreasonable request, so i'm sure he'll be fine with it. If that doesn't work, go ahead and put nails in his bed or something to get him back.
tehcyberman 9
Didn't see OP was a girl, subsitute all the "hims" for "hers". Sorry!
lonkite101 14
17- that's EXACTLY what happened with my comments lol.
tehcyberman 9
Hey, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
loserman67 36
Who is your roommate, Sasquatch?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wolverine.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No way! I always thought toenail clippings were interior decorations that are always renewable and can be cut down in a few weeks, therefore not nasty. Boy was I wrong.
iHeartRKO 5
Sarcasm.... Does it ever get old