Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
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36591951 9
Haha Your grandfather sounds like a real joker
WCARlover 35
It seems easy to laugh at that but if that happened to me I'd be crushed...sorry OP
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Comments (161)
36591951 9
Haha Your grandfather sounds like a real joker
tehcyberman 9
Who says it was a joke? OP will never lose at monopoly again, that's pretty serious business.
thawny_fml 21
Your Grandfather just won the game.
tehcyberman 9
I lost the game!
alphabetsoup96 0
OP's grandfather just trolled him
uberdubers 3
19 - Damn it.
yoyoforpeace 14
I know that is disappointing to you. But he is a boss even after death. He got you just admit it. RIP
Jayrs93 11
Where do you get that much monopoly money?
Mojones 1
From the Monopoly game
ygdrassil 17
If it didn't specify Monopoly money in the will (you should check) it could be someone else trying to cheat you, knowing that you weren't expecting much to begin with.
reddawn1985 12
Why so serious?
DespairFaction 11
Gramps definitely got the last laugh.
pokefan813 16
At least no one can beat op at a monopoly game. He can hide the secret stash in his pocket.
doctorhook86 25
98: Most WalMarts sell stacks of replacement Monopoly money. As you can probably imagine, it's pretty cheap. 114: That was my first thought. Hard to say if Gramps was a practical-joking bastard or if maybe there's a thief in your family. Talk to whoever was the executor of his will.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
I hate to burst all your bubbles, but this fml is fake. I saw this exact same thing as a rage comic a long time ago, using the same amount of money and everything.
WCARlover 35
It seems easy to laugh at that but if that happened to me I'd be crushed...sorry OP
UberNova 18
My Grandpa didn't leave me anything, if he did this, it would have been epic!
felixthemaster 6
good 4 u?
Feared 9
Why would you be crushed? Just think of the real estate that you could invest in, along with 4 high traffic railway stations. And You would never have to worry about going to jail, because you have enough money to bail yourself out a good 10 000 times!!
WCARlover 35
Well I think it would be funny if I thought my grandpa liked me, but if I didn't think he did, and he pulled something like that, I would just be sad
dre9889 4
Wow... I guess he really did hate you.
dude1122332 9
He's in his grave like 'haha got that S.O.B!'
onlychildFTW 34
Hey at least you're going to be rich when you play monopoly! That's a plus from OPs grandfather.
zebrax1992 1
Haha, hey anyone who can keep a sense of humor after they died is cool in book
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Lol maybe you were just always a real pain in the ass. Or was he just an ass at heart? Lol either way sucks to be you
FuzzyJack 15
Haha, that pretty funny. At least you got something.
LO388 7
What is the exchange rate for monopoly money to USD?
doctorhook86 25
113: Same as the exchange rate for unicorns to leprechauns.
itzzy11 4
True troll at heart
yoyoyolol08 5
At least now you can buy a bunch of hotels on Boardwalk
Nymphetamatrix 19
Troll grandfather will be missed.
Judahsh 8
Trolololo
birdfreak 24
Aww I'm sorry you expected lots of money :c, but you gotta admit that's pretty hilarios
BeforeItWasCool 12
Hilarious. The word is hilarious.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
If there was a cereal named "Hilario's", I would totally eat it. Unless Joker made it.